candy kane (the giggler) (@toothcereal) — timeline terrorist
me and andrew garfield
05-12-2022 09:25
i’m too young to be 21.
05-12-2022 07:31
gods judgment will be upon you.
04-12-2022 23:37
not only should he never ask me for a kidney, he should stop asking me for rides
04-12-2022 23:31
I already know my brother wouldn’t take a bullet for me but this fool won’t even make me pizza rolls when i’m sick
04-12-2022 23:29
@roramdin like I know what she’s getting at but that’s not what quantum mechanics are at all. at Aallllllll.
04-12-2022 20:20
RT @Anania00: *under mistletoe w them* then: uh oh! me: haha i gotta cum in you! those are the rules haha
04-12-2022 20:19
RT @s4m31p4n:
04-12-2022 20:18
anyone: so I— me: im gonna rewatch ianowt. it’s fine it’s like two hours long
04-12-2022 10:29
you make me want to become a chain smoker and drown my shitty lungs in toxic fumes once and for all
04-12-2022 10:19
@jarvis @nickisnotgreen @dannygonzalez @kurtisconner @JordanAdika @eddyburback oh shit they’re commenting and discussing
04-12-2022 09:35
RT @OrangesDeen: Iron Swords
04-12-2022 08:55
this is domestic terrorism please delete this.
04-12-2022 08:45
just now I looked in the mirror and I had no clue who that nigga was
04-12-2022 07:23
@altoidsrevenge you’re so pretty… i’m gonna ignore the rest of tha meme
04-12-2022 07:14
@Black_Shnobi just go to subway
04-12-2022 06:48
you ever had a wet dream about some food you’ll never get to eat again?
04-12-2022 06:35
how many times have I tweeted this
04-12-2022 06:21
she will search this wide world over… but she’ll never find another sweet man like me
04-12-2022 06:21
I wonder what impression my voice gives
04-12-2022 04:02
voice acting is so cool man
04-12-2022 04:00
RT @ArianaToday:
04-12-2022 03:48
@Black_Shnobi it’s a date 😏
04-12-2022 03:32
@Black_Shnobi if you wanna touch me you can just ask
04-12-2022 03:17
@Black_Shnobi i’ll send it to you tho
04-12-2022 03:14
@Black_Shnobi your moms house. stop letting me set you up like that dude, you’re better than this
04-12-2022 03:11
@quackitytheduck how does he do it every time. I love that guy
04-12-2022 02:18
i’m talkin fat logs of cheese, yo. marinara soup
04-12-2022 02:05
not now princess, daddy’s smoking that dog leg (eating bigole mozzy sticks) tonight
04-12-2022 02:05
RT @wildwurl:
04-12-2022 02:02
03-12-2022 16:15
@altoidsrevenge one time I was at mcdonald’s and the dude in front of me fell asleep at the wheel 😐 had to get out…
03-12-2022 10:09
@BA1ON3Y I cried on the way home from the theater
03-12-2022 09:40
I said ooo girl
03-12-2022 09:00
@shrekfilm every time you even muttered the word haircut I was in ur dms talking you off the ledge
03-12-2022 08:50
@shrekfilm let it be heard that I was against it
03-12-2022 08:49
@CANllSMAJOR r u sirius right neow
03-12-2022 08:47
i’m like if you grew a rat in a lab and only made it watch that movie. that’s what i’m like. so obviously I should be in it
03-12-2022 08:46
they should renew the sorcerer’s apprentice and put me in it this time
03-12-2022 08:46
yo mista white i’m sick of driving people away yo
03-12-2022 08:32
03-12-2022 08:11
RT @Birthrite_: @RibsFat
03-12-2022 08:10
@CANllSMAJOR reminds me of when some dumbfuck put mitski on an eli goldsworthy playlist like did you even watch the fucking show
03-12-2022 08:07
@CANllSMAJOR I love it when songs and books get jumbled up in my head ^_^
03-12-2022 08:05
bluey and bingo are best friends 🥺
03-12-2022 07:32
@CANllSMAJOR I read the first book and half of the second but gave up bc I was so bored :/
03-12-2022 07:13
Michael Bublé sounds like if stock images could sing
03-12-2022 01:46
If your child ends up as a standup comedian, you failed as a parent. Well-adjusted people don’t do that shit.
03-12-2022 01:46
RT @Hug_bees: how do you want the importance of credit explained, the lawful good way or the chaotic evil way
02-12-2022 23:24
02-12-2022 22:59
02-12-2022 22:58
RT @namesoun:
02-12-2022 22:28
girl by july I was ready for everything to end
02-12-2022 11:36
girl the year i’ve had??? ridiculous
02-12-2022 11:33
shock me like an electric eel
02-12-2022 11:31
RT @thahumorguy: Some of my tweets are meant to be read as if i’m saying them into a confessional camera
02-12-2022 11:26
02-12-2022 09:03
@g_introverted she had something to say and i’ll never count her out for that
02-12-2022 07:32
RT @toothcereal: I told them I wanted hashbrowns. “anything on em?” “nah.” “plain jane, huh? would be funny if your name was jane.” I told…
02-12-2022 01:31
@knightblooded as well as formal speech, large vocabulary, and overenunciation. that’s not an “accent,” but sure, f…
01-12-2022 23:52
this is quite literally intoxicating
01-12-2022 23:36
RT @toothcereal: oh sure you love it when a white man on the big screen constantly makes quips but when I do it you hate me for my autistic…
01-12-2022 23:19
RT @Senn_Spud: Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
01-12-2022 20:56
going to bed before I get consumed by it all gnight
01-12-2022 10:04
RT @keyon: Chilling adventures of Sabrina was not that bad. I’ve seen the shows y’all watch. None of y’all are in the clear to speak on NOT…
01-12-2022 10:04
RT @dinosaurs1969: this is probably the craziest breaking bad meme i’ve ever seen
01-12-2022 10:02
RT @mardirooster: You are in the top 0.05% of wind listeners this year. But listen even more carefully now. It has something new and terrib…
01-12-2022 09:07
fuck december and january and fuck february too
01-12-2022 08:08
by fall out boy
01-12-2022 07:45
(but i’ll still take a swing on you)
01-12-2022 07:45
my arms feel like they’re about to fall out of the sockets
01-12-2022 07:29
ryan reynolds gets pegged send tweet
01-12-2022 07:08
oh sure you love it when a white man on the big screen constantly makes quips but when I do it you hate me for my autistic swagger
01-12-2022 07:03
@moonbeamgnf @itsjusttai_ this is fucking hysterical
01-12-2022 05:30
RT @altoidsrevenge: 9 years ago today i dropped a banana peel out my car window in santa clarita california n had dis nigga spinning like d…
01-12-2022 05:28
callout post for @qnklive they said i have a “time limit”
01-12-2022 01:17
invite me over to your place to watch a movie I promise I won’t talk about my dead dad (<— lie)
01-12-2022 01:05
@itssamkollins ptv pog
01-12-2022 00:36
i’m not just gonna watch this. i’m gonna sit my white ass down and LISTEN.
30-11-2022 23:17
I have not “moe-fied” jesse pinkman. I am watching that show with the eyes of a hawk and he appears to me like a st…
30-11-2022 23:14
@nephyrus thsi hits every fucking time you post it man i’m dying out here
30-11-2022 22:19
RT @nephyrus: — chronic pain
30-11-2022 22:18
@idiosinkrasies you are white and gay.
30-11-2022 22:18
RT @JuliusIrvington: english majors be like “this pussy is unyielding and vivacious”
30-11-2022 22:17
dragging my crippled ass to class today
30-11-2022 22:06
@altoidsrevenge look
30-11-2022 21:51
so… is there a mr demeanor?
30-11-2022 21:48
30-11-2022 19:42
30-11-2022 19:41
RT @mrLdavis: I’m never going to forgive y’all for carrying on like Will Smith shot that man.
30-11-2022 10:06
RT @Anania00:
30-11-2022 09:50
forever rooting for this dude
30-11-2022 09:49
RT @CaucasianJames: looking through my med school buddy’s likes
30-11-2022 09:08
30-11-2022 08:56
30-11-2022 08:55
RT @toothcereal: batman gotta have a stick up his ass for being enemies with guys named the jokester and the giggler
30-11-2022 06:29
slayed it.
30-11-2022 06:28
I think I officially qualify for an internet clout support group
30-11-2022 06:19
RT @EvanOutOfTen: Got a letter board
30-11-2022 04:16
too good…
30-11-2022 04:12
@EvanOutOfTen that’s good.
30-11-2022 04:11
@CANllSMAJOR me too
30-11-2022 01:55
@CANllSMAJOR I mean there were like, cults dedicated to him so
30-11-2022 01:53
sold out arena tonight
30-11-2022 01:53
RT @whotfisjovana:
30-11-2022 01:48
bet you’re not fuckin pretty on the inside
30-11-2022 01:43
RT @FinesseEness: The New York accent gotta be one of the most attractive things to come out of America.
30-11-2022 00:22
i’m getting good at tiktok…
29-11-2022 23:13
@bugw0rld miss you
29-11-2022 23:07
@bugw0rld omg… fr
29-11-2022 23:07
@g_introverted @nathaliejacoby1 me too
29-11-2022 23:04
RT @blamerohie: now y’all KNOWWWW what she means. almost every black model is either in the “darkskin sudani with a buzz cut” or the “wait…
29-11-2022 10:59
I really did not dress up for halloween this year that was the real me
29-11-2022 10:36
i’m such a goofball. such a fucking comedian
29-11-2022 10:35
RT @heartemojie: ive always wanted to fuck him
29-11-2022 09:39
i’ve always wanted To fuck him
29-11-2022 09:37
i’m about 36 hours away from doodling “💕𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔪𝔞𝔫💞” in all my notebooks
29-11-2022 08:58
this edible ain’t shit.
29-11-2022 08:28
RT @wnbagirlfriend: sorry if this is bad timing but i'm outside your house with a gun
29-11-2022 08:28
i’m going to a red carpet event tomorrow
29-11-2022 08:17
@roramdin :(
29-11-2022 08:15
@Black_Shnobi then ask your mom
29-11-2022 06:19
@Black_Shnobi your moms house
29-11-2022 05:36
i’m a menace
29-11-2022 05:03
they told me I sound like watchmojo ☹️
29-11-2022 04:52
29-11-2022 04:40
i’m not going to do this but can you imagine
29-11-2022 04:28
once my legs start working i’m going to the drive thru and i’m buying some bulgogi fries
29-11-2022 03:40
@rielfication oomf dipping their toes in music journalism iktr
29-11-2022 03:38
zerkin off
29-11-2022 03:36
let me stop before they tell me what I look like
29-11-2022 03:05
@Quackity you look whiter than usual
29-11-2022 00:17
barber westchester. woogle.
28-11-2022 23:29
RT @bpdalfonse:
28-11-2022 23:19
@lynximpact less depression. pinkie pie
28-11-2022 22:26
stim city
28-11-2022 22:00
28-11-2022 21:58
RT @SethEverman: hey guys great news! i'm at my fucking breaking point
28-11-2022 21:41
@g_introverted ok trew… she been here
28-11-2022 20:33
@Amdromida them twitter race wars have me crying dawg
28-11-2022 20:29
mornin all.…
28-11-2022 20:29
RT @ImagesDeltarune:
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@lynximpact it’s full of secrets
28-11-2022 18:04
pescatarians are so funny bc they’re like “rights for all animals! except fish, idgaf about fish”
28-11-2022 06:46
RT @memedokies: miku miku miku
28-11-2022 05:27
me and yo dawtah
28-11-2022 05:20
batman gotta have a stick up his ass for being enemies with guys named the jokester and the giggler
28-11-2022 05:17
@g_introverted cmon man.
28-11-2022 04:52
look like a twilight sparkle dress like a jesse pinkman decorate like a hello kitty party like a pete wentz
28-11-2022 04:43
dude said he had an astigmatism I said astigma dick in ur mouth lol
28-11-2022 04:22
RT @halfIife2:
28-11-2022 04:20
RT @raccootic: Got done with season 1 #MOB #mobpsycho100 #teru #ritsu
28-11-2022 02:52
@huyandere los pronouns hermanos
28-11-2022 02:48
RT @huyandere: here they are.... bad breakers #BreakingBad
28-11-2022 02:43
RT @huyandere: NO WAY..... jesse pinkman #BreakingBad
28-11-2022 02:42
RT @huyandere: what if it was all just a dream #BreakingBad
28-11-2022 02:42
RT @huyandere: "why does jesse wear so many layers in a new mexico desert" #BreakingBad
28-11-2022 02:41
RT @huyandere:
28-11-2022 02:40
lol there’s something so wrong
27-11-2022 23:41
RT @kevinmnye1: People who use drugs deserve love, life, flourishing, friendship, medical care, and grace as much as any one of us. If you…
27-11-2022 21:35
I said ooo girl
27-11-2022 21:20
RT @toothcereal: shut the fuck up before I interpolate your bitch ass
27-11-2022 10:31
RT @toothcereal: oh good… it’s the time of the night where i feel weird…
27-11-2022 10:31
RT @vocals_hayley: fall out boy ft. hayley williams - sugar we're goin down
27-11-2022 10:17
bro is moaning and whining and crying
27-11-2022 10:06
quackity after trying lactose free milk #quackityspace
27-11-2022 10:03
RT @joblessthursday: the personalized message:
27-11-2022 07:37
@altoidsrevenge god help us all.
27-11-2022 06:42
@rielfication it means you’re sexy and cool (I also main him)
27-11-2022 04:58
RT @THELIFE0FTRIBE: tw // grinch I’m literally fucking shaking rn he took everything he even took my last can of who hash
27-11-2022 03:48
RT @suryously: u are white ur not “FINNA” NOTHING
27-11-2022 01:52
los pronouns hermanos
27-11-2022 01:27
@huyandere follower for life
27-11-2022 01:21
@JakeG_Online @jaboukie nah this is wilddd
26-11-2022 22:19
RT @huyandere: congratulations you finally reached the last stage of jesse strip game... i’m dressing him up back now #BreakingBad https://…
26-11-2022 21:59
RT @ouijney: We live in a society…
26-11-2022 21:49
26-11-2022 20:43
me, binge watching jack stauber vids: oh I need to smoke with this bitch
26-11-2022 13:32
did you know that taylor swift wrote “bad blood” to pay homage to people with sickle cell and leukemia? 😭 what an amazing songwriter
26-11-2022 10:42
26-11-2022 10:34
RT @keyon: But most importantly. Stream yellowjackets.
26-11-2022 10:34
@g_introverted like… enjoy that ig LMAO
26-11-2022 07:11
@g_introverted naw i’m taking about minnesota g*bby
26-11-2022 07:09
girl who bullied me in middle school is engaged. glad someone can put up with you
26-11-2022 06:59
just did the rounds on the people I went to school with. hated that
26-11-2022 06:56
just looked up a dude I went to second grade with and got jumpscared when I saw a grown man and not an 8 year old boy
26-11-2022 05:34
@rielfication joining the war on loona on the side of chuu
26-11-2022 05:22
@rielfication NOOOOOOOOOO
26-11-2022 05:22
@rielfication ?
26-11-2022 05:20
why they kick that girl out of loona?
26-11-2022 05:19
RT @haileyja1: January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao
26-11-2022 05:15
RT @xotiffanyy_: men will flirt with you everyday and be 0% interested in you
26-11-2022 00:21
you probably know a lot more spanish than you think. however you don’t know any portuguese at all
26-11-2022 00:20