cassake

c.a.k.šŸ«€ (@cassake) ā€” Cardiac ICU social worker. LCSW, MSW, other titles, et al.
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Does anyone else wonder why Mel B had to be #scaryspice? Ainā€™t that some shit.
30-01-2023 00:39
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My husband and I finally figured out what ā€œthingā€ we have. That thing couples have when they just do a weird littleā€¦ https://t.co/VgcXg3BYA5
https://t.co/VgcXg3BYA5
29-01-2023 19:51
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7 years ago?! Babies. Miss you @JoseNateras @shuffmcpuff https://t.co/i1O76j9PHh
28-01-2023 22:00
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I finally watched #EEAAO and holy shit. Top 3 movies Iā€™ve ever seen. It might even be 1 if I think about it hard enough. It was PERFECT.
28-01-2023 06:51
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RT @joshua_boe: VINDICATION IS MINE. https://t.co/YkWAMEg4di
28-01-2023 02:36
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Me, leaving work: *Minding my own business* Random person: You work there? *Pointing to the hospital* Me: Yeah Randā€¦ https://t.co/4aZj8W9FSq
https://t.co/4aZj8W9FSq
28-01-2023 02:36
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@ChefAdjepong Where ya staying around? Can give food recs
26-01-2023 17:33
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Ugh we love an MD who documents and gives high key props to RNs who have to be involved in unexpected bedside proceā€¦ https://t.co/47tulpqm2J
https://t.co/47tulpqm2J
25-01-2023 06:49
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RT @alex_abads: absolutely craven to publish this headline after the murders in monterey park https://t.co/Soes0F00fX
25-01-2023 05:24
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RT @RickandMorty: https://t.co/npS7WpywtD
25-01-2023 05:20
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@nursekelsey @ilanaslightly He sounds like my favorite person already. šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø
24-01-2023 17:24
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@nursekelsey @ilanaslightly Resistance is a natural part of aging. I would encourage him to sign up for a class w/pā€¦ https://t.co/VQnmPUbgMK
https://t.co/VQnmPUbgMK
24-01-2023 03:31
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I see #chicagoans trending and I was hoping it was another pizza fight but alas, itā€™s just people talking about Chiā€¦ https://t.co/1HWoRZyBOT
https://t.co/1HWoRZyBOT
24-01-2023 03:14
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RT @goldendaggerchi: Thank you Lin Brehmer. Your simple, yet inspiring, sign-off brought so much joy to generations of Chicagoans. ā¤ļø httpsā€¦
24-01-2023 03:12
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@mhowe1980 NOOOOo
23-01-2023 01:18
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@momsdadskids This is madness Christopher. Madness. https://t.co/Vxiyhz2WSW
23-01-2023 01:18
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@momsdadskids Dead. I have a lot now UghHhhHhh. It involves alcohol based hand sanitizerā€¦ and a lot of scrubbing.
23-01-2023 01:17
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Do people not clean their toasters? Do I just live with and know monsters? Is this happening? #advice #dumbquestions #what
23-01-2023 00:40
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RT @PeterHotez: US confirmed country's first case of Covid-19 3 yrs ago - I also remember when the Covid sequence came online ā¦@biorxivprepā€¦
21-01-2023 01:29
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Do you ever just see New Jersey and read things in an exaggerated New Jersey accent? Me too #dovechocolates https://t.co/XCiIlRgreO
21-01-2023 01:24
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Had a weird dream where I was hit in the chest with a rubber bullet and I was bleeding and it felt so real. The bloā€¦ https://t.co/5XG6bT9U9m
https://t.co/5XG6bT9U9m
21-01-2023 01:16
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RT @CaucasianJames: just tried this out. pretty awesome. life is full of fun surprises. grateful for another day here on earth
20-01-2023 06:39
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I got to wash my patientā€™s hands today. I know that sounds weird but it was before they withdrew care. I never gotā€¦ https://t.co/5hXSWGKOkS
https://t.co/5hXSWGKOkS
20-01-2023 05:19
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RT @JJStankevitz: Take it from a Chicago native. ā€œChicago styleā€ for tourists bro. Get tavern style thin crust. Thatā€™s real Chicago pizza.ā€¦
20-01-2023 02:58
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The OG https://t.co/ZhkxAzmlX3
https://t.co/ZhkxAzmlX3
20-01-2023 02:57
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@chakamomma Love you
20-01-2023 02:55
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Today sucks on so many levels. Like holy. Shit. You guys have no idea. I literally cannot think of anything that woā€¦ https://t.co/8mTSRkfZxR
https://t.co/8mTSRkfZxR
20-01-2023 00:04
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@lukecourtright Letā€™s go
17-01-2023 19:05
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Sometimes you work with surgeons. Lots of those surgeons like to show you their expensive watches (that they likelyā€¦ https://t.co/ZyRCIgicGL
https://t.co/ZyRCIgicGL
17-01-2023 17:14
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I told my poor husband to get ready for the #PedroPascal thirst that is about to absolutely not be contained once wā€¦ https://t.co/IRnQZh8Iv1
https://t.co/IRnQZh8Iv1
17-01-2023 08:39
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@hyggevibe Omg. Itā€™s like I blacked out and forgot my drinking habits from 2009-2016
17-01-2023 06:43
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I donā€™t think anyone, ever in the history of my life, ever, has referred to me as ā€œhappy hour cassandra.ā€ I rarelyā€¦ https://t.co/M8AqUVvO54
https://t.co/M8AqUVvO54
17-01-2023 02:30
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@nursekelsey Frozen put it best: conceal, donā€™t feel. Expediences egregious child abuse that was mental, physical,ā€¦ https://t.co/4YfdNeIgzs
https://t.co/4YfdNeIgzs
12-01-2023 04:39
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/PbME7HLDq1
https://t.co/PbME7HLDq1
10-01-2023 05:30
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The OCD episode of @GreatNorthFOX šŸ˜­ I feel seen
07-01-2023 23:19
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This season of @BobsBurgersFOX is HANDS DOWN my favorite season. This show has grown immensely. This season was a cā€¦ https://t.co/FdQjhvRThj
https://t.co/FdQjhvRThj
07-01-2023 07:05
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If anyone ever wondered why I am on non-speaking terms with my biological father it is because this post sums up whā€¦ https://t.co/G6upvGizZZ
https://t.co/G6upvGizZZ
03-01-2023 23:52
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RT @iamcardib: IDC https://t.co/DWCDGKUv6N
31-12-2022 02:27
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@nursekelsey Family isnā€™t just blood
30-12-2022 06:39
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My work is giving us free rooms at the Hyatt and I got one but I really donā€™t wanna stay in a hotel tonight šŸ« 
22-12-2022 23:53
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@lukecourtright My bestie moxi
21-12-2022 02:01
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@sivametimbers I personally prefer 2nd over 1st but yeah. Season 1 has a lot of annoying characters and I felt myseā€¦ https://t.co/bKK7NjkHjh
https://t.co/bKK7NjkHjh
20-12-2022 06:30
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@sivametimbers What season are you on? Lots of music foreshadows situations. Themes all come together at the end
20-12-2022 06:28
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Dang @lukecourtright had a pretty good prediction #ArgentinaVsFrance #ARGFRA #FIFAWorldCup https://t.co/l1NRDCHvpa
18-12-2022 21:17
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So important to recognize this. We say it all the time in the ICU. I make sure to say it during trainings. Itā€™s theā€¦ https://t.co/ABax1HK6E1
https://t.co/ABax1HK6E1
18-12-2022 20:48
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@chakamomma I say it all the time to people who donā€™t understand the gravity of what the ICU is and what we do ā¤ļø wā€¦ https://t.co/4JwoNkOVfU
https://t.co/4JwoNkOVfU
18-12-2022 20:46
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RT @JobyMorrow: Black women only appear angry because theyā€™re direct and clear, and weā€™ve gotten so used to ineffective and inauthentic comā€¦
17-12-2022 23:15
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RT @jfitzgeraldMD: Regular reminder from a vaginal surgeon that a ā€œhusband stitchā€ after delivering a baby is assault.
17-12-2022 23:08
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@sivametimbers Oh bb you will, you really will
17-12-2022 22:54
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@TheZacharyBess @BobsBurgersFOX Phenomenal
12-12-2022 08:45
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Not me crying over @BobsBurgersFOX episode tonight šŸ„²šŸ„²šŸ„²šŸ„²šŸ„² #BobsBurgers
12-12-2022 07:06
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Me, an ICU HCW, as I watch the end of San Andreas when the Rock performed CPR for 8 mins, his daughter magically isā€¦ https://t.co/hl42cRLaja
https://t.co/hl42cRLaja
11-12-2022 02:08
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@camsghassemi Oop everyone having funny responses and me being a social worker wanting to help educate
11-12-2022 00:46
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@camsghassemi Gotta eliminate that external stimulation fam. We need those neurons firing on all cylinders!!
11-12-2022 00:45
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RT @Ryandoofy: me after watching 100 minutes of France/England 'football' https://t.co/UiJQvQZNum
11-12-2022 00:43
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RT @DGlaucomflecken: If your life depended on it, would you rather try to score a penalty kick, make a free throw, or pass the MCAT
11-12-2022 00:17
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I would die for this fan? #francevsengland #WorldCup #WorldCup2022 https://t.co/LAVtFE9Fjg
11-12-2022 00:06
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@RodGerardo Model to other residents how to treat staff, donā€™t fall into the trope of being the diva attending.
09-12-2022 07:57
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My dog as a sweet Christmas pup šŸŽ„ https://t.co/EL2Ctvgf1g
09-12-2022 07:55
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Magisterialllllll https://t.co/sLsVb9cXpe
https://t.co/sLsVb9cXpe
09-12-2022 02:29
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RT @RayHudson: @JuanLunaN Covid finally attacked me amigo.... like Dracula onto a plate of liver...slowly getting betteršŸ¤’
09-12-2022 02:29
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You ever answer the phone ā€œHi this is Cass, oh hi, I love youā€ when you realize itā€™s just your work wife calling you? Me too
09-12-2022 00:44
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RT @rebexxxxa: alright folks its time .... what was the most chronically online discourse you saw this year mines gotta be "chopping tomatā€¦
07-12-2022 17:29
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I keep asking people to join the party planning committee at work and the manager keeps saying ā€œthis is a hospital,ā€¦ https://t.co/KzhJ6hDndB
https://t.co/KzhJ6hDndB
05-12-2022 17:16
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#SnackVsChef after a few more episodes Iā€™d like to say that my thoughts still stand about the judges but Iā€™d like tā€¦ https://t.co/yzzU7KkLhh
https://t.co/yzzU7KkLhh
04-12-2022 23:07
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RT @nursekelsey: Me: *works frontlines in a COVID ICU, presents information from first hand experience, includes data & proof, cites journaā€¦
04-12-2022 22:27
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Itā€™s so confusing because the contestants are all very amazing, diverse, and innovative. So weird. #SnackVsChef
04-12-2022 22:20
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Everyone on the panel of this new @netflix show #SnackVsChefā€¦ not the greatest together? Why is the female chef judā€¦ https://t.co/r6p0H7SuTu
https://t.co/r6p0H7SuTu
04-12-2022 22:20
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Oh baby https://t.co/Jv8KVaChY4
03-12-2022 19:44
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RT @DGlaucomflecken: Iā€™m boycotting windmills after this match. Never again will I say ā€œoh look, a windmill!ā€ I wonā€™t even use fans. Cartwhā€¦
03-12-2022 19:43
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@momsdadskids Nope. I never liked it
03-12-2022 19:43
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@doctorbaixue Love you so much ā¤ļø
30-11-2022 17:16
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@_Deven_ Love you ā¤ļø
30-11-2022 17:16
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@JoseNateras Love you ā¤ļø
30-11-2022 17:16
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@chakamomma Love you so much
30-11-2022 17:16
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@sivametimbers Love you so much
30-11-2022 17:16
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Today I got the news that I cannot have a baby naturally. Iā€™m 1 in 8. Iā€™m also 1 in 4. Doc said that there is no suā€¦ https://t.co/NOlamcfUtG
https://t.co/NOlamcfUtG
30-11-2022 01:12
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As a person whoā€™s mother died of multiple incurable and stigmatized illnesses, anytime I think ahoutā€¦ https://t.co/1UqxcH5SRF
https://t.co/1UqxcH5SRF
28-11-2022 17:05
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@JoseNateras Omg truth. Iā€™ve loved him for over a decade. Such a king
28-11-2022 07:50
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God. I love #InsideJobS2 so much. SO MUCH
26-11-2022 20:58
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2022 really do be the year of hot Hispanic men in everything annnnd Iā€™m living for it. Ty Disney for 99% of it, actā€¦ https://t.co/pCOcsPHgg1
https://t.co/pCOcsPHgg1
26-11-2022 05:24
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@doctorbaixue Oh man, we love florence! Went there last time. Might hit you up for rome!
24-11-2022 21:17
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@doctorbaixue Weā€™re going to Rome, Parma, Venice, Milan! All the cheese n wine we need
24-11-2022 21:13
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@cometeer yo weā€™ve ordered from you guys for over a year now and this is the first time we ever got coffee groundsā€¦ https://t.co/u1flPDOEXW
https://t.co/u1flPDOEXW
24-11-2022 21:11
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@doctorbaixue Omg youā€™re right. Shit. Come meet me in Italy in March
24-11-2022 21:08
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@doctorbaixue Lmao donā€™t come back here itā€™s trash baby, trash.
24-11-2022 20:58
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Simply put: it is okay to set boundaries with family members who suck this holiday season. Iā€™ve already rehearsed mā€¦ https://t.co/YK7bzMCRD6
https://t.co/YK7bzMCRD6
24-11-2022 20:19
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I just want everyone to know my name is Cass before everyone starts naming their babies Cass after Cassian #andor #ty
24-11-2022 03:38
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@sivametimbers Yes
23-11-2022 19:03
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@chakamomma @gunsnrosesgirl3 I would never.
23-11-2022 06:25
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Day 3 of thirsting over. @diegoluna_ šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø sorry to my actual husband and no one else https://t.co/WhdUTxCBlK
23-11-2022 06:24
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@doctorbaixue 100%. Stinks so much
22-11-2022 20:01
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@MMark1985 100% she doesnā€™t need to be punished
22-11-2022 20:01
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Letitia wright has said some pretty insane things but she seems to have grown, acknowledged, and worked on the bettā€¦ https://t.co/A5lMBhNwe1
https://t.co/A5lMBhNwe1
22-11-2022 17:26
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RT @ZoeRoseBryant: Iā€™m sorry but, no matter what you think of her or her past comments - which, as she specified again here, she has alreadā€¦
22-11-2022 17:25
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#andor is def my new fave show. I love it. I will thirst over Diego Luna any day of the week and donā€™t care who knows
22-11-2022 17:02
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RT @DrCasteelEM: If you work in the ED in Chicago get comfortable with recognizing this ekg. Patient was found down outside and obtunded.ā€¦
21-11-2022 17:36
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OG fans will remember him back in Y tu mamƔ tambiƩn. Andor is reminding me of my Diego Luna stanning days https://t.co/lZInidj7nA
21-11-2022 05:41
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Yā€™all Diego Luna as Cassianā€¦ he just continues to be daddy. I will die on this rock #Andor https://t.co/xDOIHlThkd
20-11-2022 23:07
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Cardiology is my favorite type of drama https://t.co/bR30HFJbUF
https://t.co/bR30HFJbUF
18-11-2022 01:34
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This is both my dream and nightmare #therapisttwitter #oversharer https://t.co/VPAAJRom0Y
https://t.co/VPAAJRom0Y
17-11-2022 04:02
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The ultimate trauma response? Becoming a social worker.
15-11-2022 17:10
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Someone said ā€œhey hotdog!ā€ to my dog when I was walking inside and honestly they werenā€™t really wrong
15-11-2022 02:15
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Reason 2 I need a vacation: Held elevator for a doctor and asked ā€œwhat room?ā€ instead of ā€œwhat floor?ā€ Thankfullyā€¦ https://t.co/sG0Za0jsTv
https://t.co/sG0Za0jsTv
14-11-2022 21:19
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@nursekelsey Do you have an outlet to get out your personal stories? I hope so. If not, Iā€™m here for you. Us ICU foā€¦ https://t.co/hY7SeAHLMx
https://t.co/hY7SeAHLMx
14-11-2022 17:41
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I read ā€œtampongateā€ and ā€œtamponadeā€ and I need a vacation starting a year ago? #MedTwitter
14-11-2022 17:25
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RT @drandrewb: Pediatric hospitals are limiting essential surgeries for children in operating rooms and we as adults are debating the discoā€¦
14-11-2022 17:23
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I loved #WakandaForever and I think we can all agree Namor is daddy right?? Like not to be that one but also, yeah https://t.co/LKlSCHuBON
13-11-2022 23:39
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I cried during #BlackPanther #WakandaForever no less than 6-8 times. I just cried almost the whole time. https://t.co/VoKjUvUyAR
13-11-2022 07:00
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3rd weekend in a row photographing families. All families of 4+ people. I. Am. Tired. I have literally thousands of photos to sift through šŸ« 
12-11-2022 21:26
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@momsdadskids Bc thereā€™s a cap son
12-11-2022 01:43
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This is my most popular tweet of all time. Shout out to my homies that are healing from trauma. #mentalhealthmatters https://t.co/dZx1AteCTn
https://t.co/dZx1AteCTn
11-11-2022 19:15
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@bellamiax @nursekelsey Sending so many hugs and love šŸ„²ā¤ļø
11-11-2022 19:15
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@lindsey_korinek @nursekelsey Sending you hugs and love ā¤ļøšŸ„²
11-11-2022 19:14
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@VEWilliamsNA @nursekelsey Sending you love and hugs šŸ„²
11-11-2022 19:13
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@cocuzzo_kaitlyn @nursekelsey šŸ„² sending lots of hugs
11-11-2022 19:13
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Iā€™ve never been more excited https://t.co/T806DQcE4K
https://t.co/T806DQcE4K
11-11-2022 06:22
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RT @DGlaucomflecken: Calm down everybody. Twitter wonā€™t end. It canā€™t end. Itā€™s a neurosurgery residency and weā€™re doing all the fellowshipā€¦
11-11-2022 06:22
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RT @garlicbreadsIut: Thereā€™s an ethereal almost religious energy coming from this photo of a pregnant guinea pig getting an ultrasound httpā€¦
11-11-2022 06:20
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@BecomingaThera Be kind to yourself. Youā€™re learning. Ask questions. Jump in even if youā€™re scared. Trust your gut.ā€¦ https://t.co/S5tK4BK70V
https://t.co/S5tK4BK70V
11-11-2022 06:16
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Shout out to all the lil 4 of levos, lil amios, lil vasos, and lil props #medtwitter https://t.co/Wi4erus0Pt
https://t.co/Wi4erus0Pt
11-11-2022 01:41
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@nursekelsey Sending you chilly air, warm blankets, hugs, coffee and peace of mind. Itā€™s hard to accept and over coā€¦ https://t.co/i7E2wO6d0u
https://t.co/i7E2wO6d0u
11-11-2022 01:37
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My toxic personality trait is thinking Iā€™m pregnant every time Iā€™m a little mildly ill
11-11-2022 00:26
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@nursekelsey Probably because my trauma response is to take care of everyone who canā€™t care for their selves or I feel worthlessšŸ„²šŸ« 
11-11-2022 00:18
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Between 6 of my patients, 9 organs are needed. Guys I am TIRED. #MedTwitter
11-11-2022 00:16
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Am I too old to become a doctor? The more I work in the ICU the more I wanna be a doctor. Or a Medical Ethicist šŸ™ƒ bā€¦ https://t.co/oppwBU3RUM
https://t.co/oppwBU3RUM
10-11-2022 19:04
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@Retro_GT YES. I remember my horrendous academic advisor telling me Iā€™m probably not cut out for SW. Here I am yearā€¦ https://t.co/be9Hdx5xuQ
https://t.co/be9Hdx5xuQ
09-11-2022 21:52
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RT @DrEricDing: This what happens when a bunch of kids have been FORCED TO DO ACTIVE SHOOTER DRILLS in šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øschools for a decade finally regisā€¦
09-11-2022 21:50
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Itā€™s gonna be me https://t.co/oVEI5kBbbI
https://t.co/oVEI5kBbbI
09-11-2022 21:49
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RT @YahooNews: Princess MƤrtha Louise, the daughter of Norwayā€™s King Harald, said she no longer will officially represent the Norwegian royā€¦
09-11-2022 21:48
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Good afternoon to everyone in the following PA areas: Allentown, Philly, and Pittsburgh. To the rest of Pennsylvanā€¦ https://t.co/SJtcBeGceG
https://t.co/SJtcBeGceG
09-11-2022 21:37
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@lukecourtright @CityofEvanston @AMCTheatres W o w
08-11-2022 22:30
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Do most people who live near major cities also call it ā€œthe cityā€ when talking to suburbanites?
08-11-2022 17:10
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@lukecourtright Yes chef
08-11-2022 17:03
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The one thing I hate about non-iPhone users is that we canā€™t end our text convo with a liking of message. Now I jusā€¦ https://t.co/UyEyUJUlSa
https://t.co/UyEyUJUlSa
08-11-2022 02:00
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RT @enews: Aaron Carter has passed away. šŸ’” https://t.co/HCKX7qJ2iD https://t.co/7tiXr67zXA
https://t.co/HCKX7qJ2iD
06-11-2022 01:07
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Itā€™s almost 2023 but why does it feel like 2019 yesterday?
05-11-2022 06:41
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Hi #TherapistTwitter I see you trending, letā€™s be friends. Iā€™m an ICU LCSW šŸ«  (willingly I guess) https://t.co/sczdPNvaFD
05-11-2022 00:56
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@_Deven_ I wrote social worker and put arrows down at my computer ahahahhaha I bet I could also just unplug the lapā€¦ https://t.co/nh9aVsILYU
https://t.co/nh9aVsILYU
04-11-2022 16:38
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FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!! Ugh this is my literal favorite show. https://t.co/CSlmJFaaES
https://t.co/CSlmJFaaES
04-11-2022 02:19
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I have a desk at my job. Have always had this desk. I have personal shit all over it. It literally is the office foā€¦ https://t.co/BI3W30y5n7
https://t.co/BI3W30y5n7
03-11-2022 23:40
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RT @vintagefantasy_: Me when he asks what I like to do for fun https://t.co/qLj88QIRBE
03-11-2022 23:37
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@lukecourtright No
03-11-2022 23:37
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RT @TODAYshow: The couple each represented their countries in the Miss Grand International competition. "Congratulations to both of you.ā€¦
03-11-2022 07:51
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@cscla @cryptovitas Itā€™s the small things in life!
03-11-2022 07:46
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Me today when psych referenced my consult where I discussed a patientā€™s familial history and the direct link to theā€¦ https://t.co/L0jj4f5MEA
https://t.co/L0jj4f5MEA
03-11-2022 07:42
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Starbucks, it is literally the 2nd of November. https://t.co/2s7XsU2ob5
03-11-2022 03:12
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But she pulled through for Halloween yall. She really did. https://t.co/Ha0V6qByXK
https://t.co/Ha0V6qByXK
02-11-2022 19:27
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RT @StylistMagazine: The term describes ā€œan extended period of instability and insecurityā€. Collins says it is one of several words it hasā€¦
02-11-2022 18:15
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DoorDash, I do not live in the lake. Why is this happening. https://t.co/srDHFW3CH3
02-11-2022 03:10
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RT @saint: RIP Takeoff šŸ’” 1994-2022 https://t.co/WpIys0zUwt
01-11-2022 16:21
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Omg. Not takeoff! This is so sad. #riptakeoff
01-11-2022 16:18
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I feel like Julia Foxā€™s halloween outfit is too tame. Come on girl, I was rooting for ya
31-10-2022 02:41
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I donā€™t think you guys really understand how much this household hardcore stans @gailsimmons of @BravoTopChef. Likeā€¦ https://t.co/MqKXs5n0Xa
https://t.co/MqKXs5n0Xa
28-10-2022 04:25
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If Iā€™m pregnant, I want everyone to know my dog called it. He has not been leaving me alone ALL NIGHT and keeps staring at me šŸ« 
26-10-2022 05:38
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I need more friends/acc to follow on #therapisttwitter #socialworktwitter and #lcswtwitter pls. Pls be my friend. Iā€™m an ICU medical LCSW.
26-10-2022 02:04
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@comicsmademegay @dopee_royalty_ I think she meant it in terms of progression. First msw, then licensed masters socā€¦ https://t.co/ciGYUQ2GKq
https://t.co/ciGYUQ2GKq
26-10-2022 02:03
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@dopee_royalty_ Love the progression from MSW -> LMSW -> LCSW. Thatā€™s stone cold GOALS. I achieved that and am nowā€¦ https://t.co/7tzVo3WmCd
https://t.co/7tzVo3WmCd
26-10-2022 02:01
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@SaltyLikeSaline UGH. Iā€™m sorry. Please donā€™t stop being you and doing this.
26-10-2022 01:59
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My favorite response Iā€™ve ever gotten from a resident after telling them something nice after a hard day: https://t.co/UfTyfzWBcE
26-10-2022 01:58
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@doctorbaixue Thatā€™s so amazing! And I didnā€™t expect any less sweetness from you. Love that you help out!
26-10-2022 01:56
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@nursekelsey When our patients pass and I know itā€™s coming, I usually print out their heart rhythm and digitally edā€¦ https://t.co/gYlQ7JNRrj
https://t.co/gYlQ7JNRrj
26-10-2022 01:55
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Cardiovascular system, duh https://t.co/Vc2C4lroR4
https://t.co/Vc2C4lroR4
26-10-2022 01:49
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@doctorbaixue I thought of you immediately ā¤ļø https://t.co/vrtLpR4zpx
25-10-2022 16:39
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RT @TheBlondeRN: No one should have to fear being shot at work. This is the grim reality. Nurses are 3 times more likely than any other prā€¦
25-10-2022 00:45
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RT @S_Insley_H: Love the thing where Outlook deletes emails about meetings if I rsvp to them. Very helpful. Zero chance I'll need to look aā€¦
25-10-2022 00:43
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RT @nottodayyoubum: RIP TO A LEGEND OK. WE STAN LESLIE JORDAN FOREVER https://t.co/wNltHsrVkt
24-10-2022 23:03
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RT @kalluzeblover: NOT LESLIE JORDAN I HATE LIFE https://t.co/EJtjrpi0vH
24-10-2022 23:02
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THIS IS NOT OKAY!!! I AM DEVASTATED šŸ„ŗšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ https://t.co/Yi7czXfulH
https://t.co/Yi7czXfulH
24-10-2022 23:02
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@abbyobenchain @nursekelsey Honestly I 100% donā€™t think patient reps get enough credit. Theyā€™re amazing people whoā€¦ https://t.co/RJB1iQSrGf
https://t.co/RJB1iQSrGf
24-10-2022 23:00
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My nephew said fuck your conformity trees deserve orange beads https://t.co/gax5U6dXwQ
24-10-2022 22:31
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RT @DrEricDing: How the hell does US have 9x & other European countries have 4x-8x the #COVID19 mortality rate as Japan??? āž”ļøJapanese haveā€¦
24-10-2022 19:11
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RT @HuffPost: PCOS, or polycystic ovary syndrome, impacts millions of people, resulting in a host of different issues that may not seem conā€¦
24-10-2022 19:09
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@nursekelsey Also this is after the charge and unit managers go in there and say ā€œno moreā€. this is after theyā€™ve been talked to by us!
24-10-2022 19:08
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@nursekelsey We get patient representatives involved. The patient reps advocate for the patient and hospital and meā€¦ https://t.co/SwrGvqQEVd
https://t.co/SwrGvqQEVd
24-10-2022 19:07
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I cant believe today is Sunday and I actually have to get up and put to use executive functioning skills ugh
24-10-2022 04:39
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@Naj_ToTheJayy @honeypluton I use this too omg
24-10-2022 04:38
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ā€œBigger than the whole skyā€ has me in my miscarriage feelings again, yall. Thank you @taylorswift13 #midnight #3am
23-10-2022 19:10
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Kids: ā€œyeah itā€™s blue like how Hades looks.ā€ Me: ā€œyeah like in the movie Herc-ā€œ Kids: ā€œyeah like Malā€™s Dad.ā€ Thiā€¦ https://t.co/rLQPYWSKUr
https://t.co/rLQPYWSKUr
23-10-2022 04:50
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RT @RebekahMcKendry: Image from a horror movie? Nope. Thatā€™s the very real face of an ant. An ant. Now you have to think about that all nā€¦
22-10-2022 16:06
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Overheard on my way to my office today #medtwitter New cardiac fellow: Iā€™m trying to figure out how to go to the gā€¦ https://t.co/ngF6Q07KJ2
https://t.co/ngF6Q07KJ2
22-10-2022 00:55
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This new TS album is far too upbeat for me #Midnights
21-10-2022 16:13
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RT @PastaPrimcess: in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a ā€˜husband stitchā€™ and the surgeon goes ā€œwe donā€™t do tā€¦
21-10-2022 01:52
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When the doctors office gives you a PHQ9 questionnaire but youā€™re an #LCSW ā€œI donā€™t need to fill this out to tell you Iā€™m a straight 18ā€
21-10-2022 00:57
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Me looking at the MD who is about to interject to remind the patient about how this is his 2nd rodeo, that he wonā€™tā€¦ https://t.co/NzsT9P2c0q
https://t.co/NzsT9P2c0q
20-10-2022 00:20
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I will never understand this shot @samsmith https://t.co/a8TB1edebl
20-10-2022 00:15
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#medtwitter #transplantssavelives How I imagine it is when I hang out with my advanced therapy patients knowing thā€¦ https://t.co/3v2br8vlsb
https://t.co/3v2br8vlsb
19-10-2022 23:52
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RT @TheNormanLear: Today, having recently turned 100, I read Donald Trumpā€™s appalling words about American Jews, and I am nine years old agā€¦
19-10-2022 16:26
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RT @TheNormanLear: Iā€™m confident that that horrifying moment resulted in my early enlistment in WWII and the 52 combat missions over Nazi Gā€¦
19-10-2022 16:26
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RT @TheNormanLear: I was 9 years old when my dad was found to have committed fraud & was sent to prison for a few years. Alone in bed one nā€¦
19-10-2022 16:26
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RT @marklewismd: PRO TIP: if someone refers to a patient as a consumer, they are not involved in the practice of medicine, they are in theā€¦
19-10-2022 16:25
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Epiphany by Taylor swift always gets me in my healthcare feels. I see people die on a daily basis and itā€™s such a bā€¦ https://t.co/RA3a3SWHnW
https://t.co/RA3a3SWHnW
19-10-2022 16:23
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RT @snmrrw: I dont wanna victim blame but how did people look at this guy and not immediately clock him as a conman lol. https://t.co/bWc85ā€¦
19-10-2022 16:06
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I ordered my espresso with 5 shots that is how tired I am. They never tell you after college that your tolerabilityā€¦ https://t.co/93WfSWWuZI
https://t.co/93WfSWWuZI
18-10-2022 16:45
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@JoseNateras She got a donation in honor of her. She finished her joke. God damn Madelynne. https://t.co/rIfn8xzwpG
18-10-2022 16:22
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But does @DGlaucomflecken agree? #cardsvsneph #medtwitter https://t.co/tacjUEz4jX
18-10-2022 05:36
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This new resident group and I donā€™t vibe yet. Seniors wonā€™t even look at me in the eyes. Minus the one senior residā€¦ https://t.co/JU8OyWYNAL
https://t.co/JU8OyWYNAL
18-10-2022 04:37
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RT @shailinthomas: Did a mandatory wellness module write this? https://t.co/7B4AWRTGOY
18-10-2022 04:33
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RT @Jimbo00o: The rush I get every morning from the USPS Informed Delivery Digest email is what I imagine club drugs to feel like
18-10-2022 04:32