Mala Bhattacharjee (@badnecklace) — She/her. Bengali tigress. Former editor/writer @ SOD/Weekly & RT Book Reviews. AKA award-winning romance author @suleikhasnyder. TV livetweets.
RT @osullyville: David O. Russell movies are always based around a fascinating premise: what if a very annoying movie had 50 actors in it
28-09-2022 03:32
RT @KellyCanuckTO: This is the best sound in the world
28-09-2022 02:31
RT @paleycenter: Get ready for a fang-tastic evening! @AMC_TV/@AMCPlus will be premiering an exclusive screening of Anne Rice’s @Immortal_A…
28-09-2022 02:29
RT @saffronandsun: it’s time i bring this back
28-09-2022 01:44
*Angostura orange bitters and the Kentucky Best bourbon from Trader Joe’s.
28-09-2022 01:23
Made myself an Old Fashioned with bourbon, orange bitters, Mike’s Hot Honey, and Koval’s ginger liqueur. Yum! And I…
28-09-2022 01:20
That’s because Bobbie’s lived there for 40+ years. #GH
28-09-2022 01:17
Having a massive case of the “don’t wanna”s. I walked around outside, didn’t wanna go anywhere, so I’m back on the couch. 😩
28-09-2022 00:24
28-09-2022 00:23
@bzbenbryant GH Twitter is rightfully dragging him/the show for it. 😂
27-09-2022 20:49
@Puma9141 Mikey needs to be serving a life sentence for that.
27-09-2022 18:20
@faultsbylies IDK, but I want a fry guy. Who will bring me french fries whenever I have a craving.
27-09-2022 18:16
@scandalwomen Yup! He’s like Robert and David combined. (Robert will still always be my fave of her men.)
27-09-2022 18:10
Look at this seasoned pairing out-sexifying the Millennials with a full montage. Valentin’s died and gone to heaven…
27-09-2022 18:09
Is Mac arresting Dex for not having a personality? Because that’s the real crime. #GH
27-09-2022 18:05
That’s a HAZELNUT truffle, you doofus. Not a chocolate one. 🤣 #GH
27-09-2022 18:03
Not Nikolas showing up to Ava with a half-assed confession and some Ferraro Rocher. 🤣 #GH
27-09-2022 18:03
Val, stroking Anna’s bare leg: “I’ve wanted you for years. I don’t want to rush this.” Anna: “We can go slow next t…
27-09-2022 18:02
@scandalwomen I think so, too. Because it’s rooted in their characters. In her being this person he worships. The o…
27-09-2022 17:59
I also appreciate Valentin saying that he’d never harm her otherwise and characterizing his love for her as “an ins…
27-09-2022 17:54
Val: “[I’d kill you] if I had to to save Charlotte. Just as you would kill me to save Robin.” Anna: “Yeah. I would.…
27-09-2022 17:54
@GangstaOtter This! Anna has always liked her men to be a little sketchy. See also: Duke and David Hayward.
27-09-2022 17:36
@GangstaOtter I don’t mind it that much. I’m mostly amused. #GH
27-09-2022 17:32
Valentin talking about how he’d un-alive his own father to keep Charlotte safe is perfectly foreplay for him and An…
27-09-2022 17:25
@spaurromance Precisely! You don’t take the couple off the stove entirely and then put them back on at high heat. T…
27-09-2022 17:23
“I chose the surrogate” is a very carefully edited way of saying that you forced Lulu to have a kid with you and th…
27-09-2022 17:20
I would watch an entire episode of Robert being grumpy at Mac and Felicia. 😂 They make me so happy. #GH
27-09-2022 17:15
The sad thing about this Valentin and Anna lead-in to their love scene? Most of this convo could’ve taken place mon…
27-09-2022 17:10
Checking out yesterday’s #GH with my coffee. Would much rather see Terry and Yuri’s romance onscreen than the conti…
27-09-2022 17:04
RT @chrishemsworth: I thought we had this removed from the internet…but, maybe it’s time to get the band back together @ChrisEvans, @MarkRu…
27-09-2022 07:45
Super surreal to hear Bruce Banner explain how he learned to go downtown on a woman. But this explains how he pulled Natasha. 🤣
27-09-2022 05:23
@Leannarenee @Charlotte_Stein @_AJCousins I need Illuminauntie swag.
27-09-2022 05:12
@Leannarenee @Charlotte_Stein @_AJCousins Kamala has millions of honarary aunties now. Across cultures. That’s the…
27-09-2022 05:07
@Charlotte_Stein @_AJCousins lol. Exactly.
27-09-2022 05:06
I need to cancel Netflix. And then maybe I can justify getting AMC for The Lestat and Louis Gay Revue.
27-09-2022 04:54
@TheBinMasterPt2 Weirdly, for those two, that IS romantic. 🤣 #GH
27-09-2022 04:46
@Charlotte_Stein @_AJCousins It meant a LOT to diaspora South Asians who tuned in. And I’m heartened seeing you bot…
27-09-2022 04:45
Not really digging the casual racism, homophobia, and fatphobia.
27-09-2022 04:40
Since I finished the thing I wanted to finish, I popped open a can of sparkling wine from Whole Foods.
27-09-2022 04:38
@Charlotte_Stein This reminds me that I have a movie tweet more suited for the other account. And probably a Friday night. 😂
27-09-2022 04:32
@Charlotte_Stein 🤣 Probably means I’ll love it for the wrong reasons, too!
27-09-2022 04:22
Tonight’s movie is IN THE CUT, rented from Amazon. I’ve wanted to check it out for a while now.
27-09-2022 04:04
@Dreamsinsun84 LOL! I guess I'm going to have to check out these scenes!
27-09-2022 03:17
@LorelieBrown Yes! I have something I’ve been kicking around that could use extra eyes.
27-09-2022 02:57
I forgot that I had moose-shaped* pasta from IKEA. So I just cooked up some chicken stock with onions and olive oil…
27-09-2022 01:38
I did make out to the coffeeshop and get some work done. But then I came home and resumed feeling blah and tired. A…
27-09-2022 00:33
RT @indiebound: "Hey, do you want to go to the bookstore?" is my love language.
27-09-2022 00:31
RT @lowkeyalbert: u might think people only need to heal from bad relationships. but the truth is people are healing from hateful parents,…
27-09-2022 00:12
RT @slayerfest98: This is the wardrobe of every K-drama leading man
26-09-2022 22:44
I have a project I need to finish up. I should take my laptop to a coffeeshop or something. Because all I want to d…
26-09-2022 20:12
RT @Variety: HBO has released the first trailer for #TheLastofUs, coming in 2023
26-09-2022 19:14
RT @TrapThumbelina: Jonathan got the face of someone who done seen some shit
26-09-2022 19:11
RT @nycjayjay: The anti-abortion law that just got resurrected in AZ was part of a code that also said no Black, Indian, or Asian could tes…
26-09-2022 16:44
@SerialDrama I remember Tucker being an arrogant douche. So, tbh, TSJ tracks perfectly. 😂 #YR
26-09-2022 06:17
@SerialDrama I'm 35 minutes in now and it's sufficiently creepy. But I also keep pausing because I'm easily distracted.
26-09-2022 04:43
I go through food phases, and one of the current ones is Chex. Specifically corn Chex. I'm so sound sensitive, but…
26-09-2022 04:42
@SerialDrama I’m trying I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE with Ruth Wilson. We’ll see how long my atten…
26-09-2022 04:05
Watching a very slow atmospheric horror movie and I got a text message. My heart nearly popped out of my ribcage at the sound. 😱
26-09-2022 03:52
RT @davidhogg111: RT this if you know someone who has died by gun violence or gun suicide.
25-09-2022 23:26
@MichBell They can fuck right off. They wish they could lie in bed all day? Fine, they can have the glorious luxury…
25-09-2022 23:23
Went out for brunch and swung by a bakery for treats, but it is so gray and gloomy out. Ugh.
25-09-2022 23:20
@MichBell I hate when people say shit like that. HATE it. You’re not resting because you want to. It’s because you’…
25-09-2022 23:18
RT @aidxcarti: jeffery dahmer was such a successful serial killer because of american police having a racism problem, not because he was a…
25-09-2022 23:09
@FoxRoxB Adam and Sally making it a little too real!
25-09-2022 05:30
@FoxRoxB Whoa.
25-09-2022 05:28
I’m feeling horror-y. Starting THE PERFECTION on Netflix.
25-09-2022 05:08
@FoxRoxB Do I even want to know?
25-09-2022 05:07
Man, I really need to quit spending money I don’t have. My credit card balance is A Lot, and I’m not making enough…
25-09-2022 03:05
RT @NotNikyatu: Historically marginalized filmmakers and their "diverse" leads should get paid extra for having to deal with racist fandoms…
24-09-2022 20:37
RT @THR: Constance Wu Says She Faced Sexual Harassment, Intimidation on ‘Fresh Off the Boat’ Set: “I Kept My Mouth Shut for a Really Long T…
24-09-2022 20:29
When I do manage to sleep, I’ve been having the weirdest nightmares about hotels/houses and airplane flights. Getti…
24-09-2022 19:08
Watched this week’s #VampireAcademy and am very bummed about Mikhail. Also not enthused about Lissa, Sonya, and Ros…
24-09-2022 19:05
@ashleyeleigh Oh my god. I would die happy trying to finish that plate.
24-09-2022 01:10
@chel_c_cam I just might!
23-09-2022 22:16
I made and ate an actual lunch, did my laundry, took out the trash, ran the dishwasher, and it’s only 1:30 and I’m…
23-09-2022 21:33
@nikkibey4life I’m glad I’m not alone in this!
23-09-2022 20:06
Seasonal Affective Disorder didn’t waste any time. Walked in right alongside Fall Equinox. Damn.
23-09-2022 19:48
RT @FromPhDtoLife: Here is a lab lab! Our lab here needs to wear PPE just like the people doing the science. He is the service dog of a s…
23-09-2022 19:26
@themarkmlawson Talk about a Rocky relationship with those twins. lol!
23-09-2022 18:28
“I must break you…and your headboard.” 😂 #OLTL
23-09-2022 18:19
RT @renato_mariotti: This isn’t even three-fifth’s true.
23-09-2022 07:53
@NeelanjanaB What jumps out to me is that the quote is *about* those slurs being uncomfortable on her skin. That’s…
23-09-2022 06:33
RT @notcapnamerica: Singer Greyson Chance on Ellen DeGeneres, who signed him to her record label: “I’ve never met someone more manipulati…
23-09-2022 05:41
RT @PageSix: Maitland Ward: It felt like Dylan Neal was 'grooming' me on 'Bold and the Beautiful'…
23-09-2022 05:10
One of these days I need to make it over to Mild 2 Spicy. I want desi food I didn’t cook and a cocktail I didn’t make. 😂
23-09-2022 01:08
Wait. How’d I miss that New Boyfriend is the one who ratted out Cassian? I no longer feel sorry for him. I hope Bix…
23-09-2022 00:59
I spent most of the day reading and relaxing and trying not to jostle my upper arms. They’re achy and a little swol…
23-09-2022 00:57
@scandalwomen @rodrigosworld81 Those covers are always obvious. Big character, Big character, Rando. Gee, I wonder who’ll croak? 😂
22-09-2022 21:48
@scandalwomen @rodrigosworld81 How else are they going to get clicks on a piece that cribs two bland quotes from SOD?
22-09-2022 21:42
@rodrigosworld81 “Quickly won a lot of fanfare”? From who? Facebook grandmas? 🤣
22-09-2022 21:23
@DanJKroll I’m so sorry for your loss, Dan. The relationship you had with her sounds wonderful.
22-09-2022 21:14
RT @blurbette: Block him. His girl can fight.
22-09-2022 21:07
RT @WesleyBout: This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive
22-09-2022 18:36
Post-booster and flu shots, I have injection site pain but am otherwise my allergetically congested self.
22-09-2022 18:17
@Grafumbly That seems to be the consensus. Probably because their writers are better. I’ll have to check out RoP th…
22-09-2022 18:04
RT @jacqueaye: To anyone with anxiety that keeps them up at night: ✨Your tone was just fine in that conversation - don’t dwell on it ✨ Yo…
22-09-2022 16:38
The space cops’ intel on Cassian is so outdated they have Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN Diego Luna on file instead of ROGUE ONE. 🤣 #Andor
22-09-2022 06:02
Oh, hi, Dr. Selvig! What are you doing here? The MCU is thataway. ➡️ #Andor
22-09-2022 05:51
Also, if these are Cassian’s memories, then it stands to reason they’d be in the language he spoke as Kassa, the la…
22-09-2022 05:46
I kinda love that they’re not translating the Kenari. They don’t need to. I know exactly what’s going on without un…
22-09-2022 05:44
Is this a tacit admission that people in the Star Wars universe do have sexual relations? Gasp! Oh my stars and garters! #Andor
22-09-2022 05:36
So, I’m assuming Bix and Cassian are exes? Because they totally have “exes who need to bone against the side of a s…
22-09-2022 05:31
RT @shouldhaveaduck:
22-09-2022 05:10
@Charlotte_Stein He already is, lol, but we had him frozen in Carbonite for a few years. 😂
22-09-2022 04:57
@Charlotte_Stein “I fell.” “On what? A jealous husband?” Oh, Cassian. You utter cad! I’m not quite invested in the…
22-09-2022 04:51
Starting #Andor on Disney+. And, paraphrasing the Bard, all I have to say about big dudes trying to start shit with…
22-09-2022 04:32
@Hana_Soh 🤣
22-09-2022 02:21
I tried out That Dragon Show while eating dinner and bailed after 15 minutes. I just don’t care enough about incest…
22-09-2022 02:04
@adlangford Yeah. I don’t like the love interest either.
22-09-2022 02:00
@SnarkyPam @adlangford Me, too!
21-09-2022 22:04
I showed up early for my vaccine shots and the nurse is on her lunch break. 😂
21-09-2022 21:41
Lickity Split already swapped out peanut butter custard for a new flavor. Coffee. I did it, potential caffeine cont…
21-09-2022 21:04
@adlangford Chad and both his boys belong together. #Days forces so many absurd plots and flat pairings (Rafe/anybo…
21-09-2022 20:59
There’s also the Red line. But the less said about that the better. lol.
21-09-2022 19:56
I’m getting my booster and flu shot this afternoon. Figuring out my bus route. Or I could just call a car. 🤔
21-09-2022 19:54
RT @yassmin_a: To be (hijabi) or not be (hijabi) is the business of no state or man. Solidarity with women resisting patriarchal control,…
21-09-2022 17:26
RT @MsAllieD: Good morning. My son started my day with this, so now you.
21-09-2022 16:33
RT @twinkbride: what vanilla people think a scary domme looks like: oh no she's going to hit me what kinky people think a scary domme looks…
21-09-2022 08:48
RT @lukeisamazing: tomorrow, Andor will release and some folks on here will loudly wonder “who asked for this?” and I’m here to tell you th…
21-09-2022 08:48
I was reaching to turn my light off and I almost fell out of bed. Really glad there’s a rug on the floor now. 😂 Just in case.
21-09-2022 07:54
@JammiLGeter @SerialDrama I saw on the TL that they got a whole montage. How? Who besides the writing team thinks…
21-09-2022 05:54
Tried to give the new QUANTUM LEAP a shot, but I bailed. They launched into the leap aspect too quickly for me to c…
21-09-2022 04:31
@SerialDrama They should’ve written her and Blando out together ages ago. This was all so unnecessary. #GH
21-09-2022 02:57
@SourceRyan 🤣🤣🤣
21-09-2022 02:56
I love my quasi-regular dive bar. I said I was hungry and the bartender broke out homemade beer cheese and handed me a bag of pretzels. 🤣
21-09-2022 01:16
That was not a healthy time in my life.
21-09-2022 00:56
Had a brief friendship with/humiliating unrequited crush on ATWT’s Tom Degnan (ex-Adam, ATWT), who was on THE FOLLO…
21-09-2022 00:55
@scandalwomen NICE.
21-09-2022 00:50
Did I post a bitchy reply? Yes. Will the mods slap my hand? Maybe. 😂
20-09-2022 20:28
Whyte are you inconveniencing the convenience store? It’s like going to a bodega and asking for green juice and a bulger wheat salad.
20-09-2022 20:26
There’s a mini-mart in the area now serving some South Asian food. And of course people come in like “could you hav…
20-09-2022 20:24
@kavin_b @TheBinMasterPt2 I think of Zac Efron and HSM. 🤣
20-09-2022 20:02
@TheBinMasterPt2 It suits you! lol.
20-09-2022 19:53
RT @SaeedDiCaprio: since mercury is in retrograde I have to bring back this text from my mom
20-09-2022 19:50
Just finished making some baked oatmeal zucchini bread. That might be as productive as I get, though I have other t…
20-09-2022 19:44
@TheBinMasterPt2 Congrats! Also, it’s so weird to learn your name is actually Troy. You’ve been “Tiggz” in my head forever. 😂
20-09-2022 19:41
RT @TheBinMasterPt2: I’m featured in an @latimes article about @DaysPeacock and the historical jump to streaming!!!!! ☺️ #DAYS…
20-09-2022 19:41
RT @AndrewAhnFilms: Could not be more proud of the @FireIslandMovie ensemble! The best cast I could have asked for. There was so much love…
20-09-2022 19:37
@sierradean @carrielofty @LorelieBrown You’re absolutely correct. I have never wanted to be a finger so badly in my life.
20-09-2022 17:19
RT @pencilhead7: Kamala Khan in The Marvels be like:
20-09-2022 06:11
Haven’t seen or spoken to a soul all day. In full hermit mode. No makeup. I put my shades on and leave my apartment…
20-09-2022 01:08
All-night insomnia again. And I signed up for workout class on Zoom this morning. Hello, masochism! 😩
19-09-2022 17:21
RT @netflixgolden: Wedding Season's @pallavisharda and @imsurajsharma share a few of their favorite phrases in this edition of #NoSubtitles…
19-09-2022 16:54
Obligatory screenshot. Because it goes great with this tweet. 😂
19-09-2022 07:49
RT @ThatEricAlper: Journalist: "What do you think is your greatest achievement?" David Bowie: "Marrying my wife." "But as a musician?" "Not…
19-09-2022 07:33
@TitleAuthor They *are* real!
19-09-2022 03:54
@maseditor I’m glad I tried it, but yeah. For one person? Too much effort!
19-09-2022 03:25
@maseditor I didn’t even notice the substitution. I love latkes and saw the word as such. 😂
19-09-2022 03:10
@TitleAuthor I love this so much. 😍🥰
19-09-2022 02:57
@maseditor Yeah, this is midway between a latke and falafel and it is just not my strength. 😂 Though it did turn out okay!
19-09-2022 02:51
@LorelieBrown Yeah, I don’t like that part either! I kept the window open and the stove hood fan going, but still.
19-09-2022 02:49
@Elladrien Good times! LOL!
19-09-2022 02:41
I thought we went over this a while back with Dingo Flagenbacher and the like. If you don’t want viewers to know ab…
19-09-2022 02:36
After my totally home-cooked dinner, I am totes making a cocktail. No wonder 1950s housewives were always swilling…
19-09-2022 02:28
RT @SourceRyan: Respect is a two-way street. Just cause you got here on the earth first don’t mean you get respect by default. I’m a big be…
19-09-2022 02:25
Currently frying daler bora (lentil patties) and tbh, once I’m done with my ground-up dal, I’m not doing this again…
19-09-2022 02:20
@adlangford @SourceRyan Exactly this. We don't need an amiable charming Drew with nothing behind it. There should be a layer beneath.
19-09-2022 00:44
@adlangford @Leslie_B68 @scandalwomen I no longer remember why he lost his badge. He hit somebody? Who gives a shit…
19-09-2022 00:43
@scandalwomen @adlangford It'd be nice if Joss and Trina could talk about that very thing! #GH
19-09-2022 00:41
@adlangford That's exactly what I'm saying in this whole thread. So many pairings and potential pairings and there'…
19-09-2022 00:41
@SourceRyan @adlangford What range? He has the depth of a teaspoon. He could show up and read off a cue card. There…
19-09-2022 00:40
@adlangford Oscar who? lol.
19-09-2022 00:39
@adlangford And I know they're all juggling college and acting, so the show has to work around their schedules...bu…
19-09-2022 00:39
@scandalwomen @adlangford It's the easiest and fastest way to get him back on the right character path instead of t…
19-09-2022 00:37
@The1MeowQueen The script is so sharp and spot-on!
18-09-2022 23:55
@Rosannasfriend @Rarebeauty2020 Hungry like a wolf, horny like a rhino, potayto, potahto.😂
18-09-2022 23:32
@whoknowstv Decker was a bad boy outsider. Sharp edges to his brother Colton’s wholesomeness. But he was fiercely l…
18-09-2022 23:13
@Hana_Soh She’s a longtime contract character now! She was pretty cool back in the day, for sure.
18-09-2022 23:06
My man Coleman. Forever and always. Also Decker Moss. #GH
18-09-2022 22:59
@AndrewAltenburg @JBB1971 SUCH a missed opportunity. They had no idea what to do with Sean Blakemore. And all they…
18-09-2022 22:50
@Charlotte_Stein I’m saving the second half for when I need a serotonin hit. What a great team of people.
18-09-2022 22:49
@tiff_fb @scandalwomen Oh, I bet you’ll love that! Yum!
18-09-2022 22:48
@scandalwomen @tiff_fb I am also a fan of getting both! lol.
18-09-2022 22:37
RT @suleikhasnyder: It’s not even trending. ALL of Puerto Rico. Fuck.
18-09-2022 22:29
I also love how you can hear the perfect mimicry of Alec Guinness’s cadence that Ewan McGregor does. It’s totally d…
18-09-2022 22:22
I’m watching #Kenobi: A JEDI’S RETURN and I am so full of delight. Everybody is so excited about the project and al…
18-09-2022 22:19
Guess what lunch will be tomorrow? 🤣
18-09-2022 21:35
That’s growth! lol!
18-09-2022 21:34
They gave me crispy chicken instead of grilled. Didn’t realize till I got home. 😩 I started panicking it could be s…
18-09-2022 21:34
I’ve been craving banh mi all week, so I ran out to the store for some sundries and am now picking up a sandwich to go!
18-09-2022 21:04
@scandalwomen @leemeyer26 So ridiculous! Why is Truck Nuts having the relationship with Leo and the Qs that Austin…
18-09-2022 20:24
@leemeyer26 @scandalwomen And now they’re doing the same with Austin, tbh. He could’ve been this autistic doctor tr…
18-09-2022 20:15
@leemeyer26 @scandalwomen Yes! I liked that about him, too. There was a weight there behind his eyes at times.
18-09-2022 20:13
I should eat something. So of course I’m sitting here tweeting instead.
18-09-2022 20:07
@scandalwomen ALL of this. And we got none of it. #GH
18-09-2022 20:06
@scandalwomen Going around giving people counseling like a 6’4 Yoda. #GH
18-09-2022 20:04
@scandalwomen That should’ve been so messy. And they just shrugged and slotted Jason right back into the place he was before. #GH
18-09-2022 20:04
@scandalwomen It’s such a waste! It’s frustrating as hell.
18-09-2022 20:03
I write romance professionally. And you better believe I’d hear about it from readers if I wasn’t bringing passion—…
18-09-2022 20:01
Cameron Mathison went from banging Kendall in one role to being a Ken doll in another. How does that even make sens…
18-09-2022 19:57
@The1MeowQueen Lord yes. He is where chemistry goes to die. A walking contraceptive.
18-09-2022 19:49
@scandalwomen Thrilling. I can’t wait to see what happens next.
18-09-2022 19:47
@LoveOGSprina @Rarebeauty2020 Hell yeah!
18-09-2022 19:46
@Rarebeauty2020 Yeah, you’re missing my point. I’m not debating the pacing of Sprina. I’m talking about the heat an…
18-09-2022 19:46
@scandalwomen Precisely! As I said, no pants feelings! #GH
18-09-2022 19:44
@scandalwomen That reveal was the most interesting thing they’ve done in months. And then they ruined it by having…
18-09-2022 19:43
@JBB1971 She needs to ride him like a prize horse at the Kentucky Derby. They SIZZLE.
18-09-2022 19:42
@scandalwomen Right?! You’re telling me Val has kept his hands off his goddess this whole time? Give me a break. #GH
18-09-2022 19:41
@Rarebeauty2020 It makes sense in terms of Spencer being a fuckboy who needs to earn Trina. The writing itself is another story. #GH
18-09-2022 19:40
@scandalwomen And if the actors don’t want to do love scenes, that’s okay! Give us a hot makeout session and some b…
18-09-2022 19:39