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@Nothennyfr Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most important thing in life. Damn, phone.
09-12-2022 11:55
@kenfortson Kenny.
09-12-2022 09:32
As a normie, I cannot express the mild spike in "oh no what did I do" I feel when I have more than two notifications on this site.
09-12-2022 08:05
RT @CressNC: Sometimes Instagram is good for something.
09-12-2022 07:48
“Yes!!!” She exclaimed despite not having finished the first game yet.
09-12-2022 05:29
@LizCGil @ItsMattsLaw Bottle my rage and sell it to powerlifters.
09-12-2022 05:25
@misterpatches I don’t care what anyone says: BNL was and remains awesome.
09-12-2022 05:14
Muh legs.
09-12-2022 05:04
@SerraNalaar Wiiiiiicked.
09-12-2022 04:26
My dad had a heart attack (he’s okay) and informs me he has a “backup artery.” Stay tuned for more Dr. Dad updates.
09-12-2022 04:18
@MTGRUG @OrcishLaw Milling is the devil's work and no one can convince me otherwise.
09-12-2022 02:51
Now that it has been officially spoiled, I can brag about the beautiful Universes Beyond “Heroes of the Realm” card…
08-12-2022 22:38
@LizCGil Wait, is it not “disconnect” … when you think about it …
08-12-2022 11:28
@DanaSchwartzzz Yes!!! It’s so great!!
08-12-2022 10:57
@TonyRobite I’d take anything. Anything.
08-12-2022 10:56
@__jontelle Oh, it’s on. The second I’m COVID negative I’m going to swing by and see what our team’s final product is #wotcstaff.
08-12-2022 10:31
Anyway, I’m obsessed with Pentiment.
07-12-2022 09:49
How is it, in the year of 2022, there are still podcasting lawyers out there surprised that "ivy league trained law…
07-12-2022 08:16
@legalminimum @NYGameLawyer Noooooooo
07-12-2022 05:16
RT @legalminimum: Women, murdered for being women by someone we would today call an incel. Because Canada is a civilized country, this led…
07-12-2022 02:33
@heyitsalexsu @strowhiro This will always mean “looking for group” to me.
05-12-2022 05:52
@LeadChangeTrish @LeahsLounge Fran, Nancy.
05-12-2022 02:12
RT @nycsouthpaw: a little torn btw thinking the leader of an ostensibly democratic political party calling for the constitution to be set a…
04-12-2022 05:15
RT @zenlawyerjourn1: Business you: you’re “busy” all day Sunday? It’s the weekend. You should have downtime
04-12-2022 05:09
Part of the “it’s Christmas let’s rewatch Peter Jackson’s ‘Lord of the Rings’” generation.
04-12-2022 04:27
@dannyoconnor1 You too! I’d like to think we’re getting it out of the way before the holidays even if that is not t…
04-12-2022 01:46
FAQ didn't have the answer.
04-12-2022 01:07
The one boomer thing I can agree with is that customer service has gone completely to shit, but not because of outs…
04-12-2022 01:07
@dannyoconnor1 COVID
04-12-2022 00:50
I am a hobbit.
03-12-2022 23:52
When your appetite finally returns.
03-12-2022 23:42
Well, the one good thing about COVID is I finished God of War (2018) and can play Ragnarok now.
03-12-2022 10:18
RT @alexstamos: This thread confirms what I knew! Excellent! Twitter's reaction to 2016 included policies for both on-platform trolling an…
03-12-2022 04:43
03-12-2022 04:34
I tend to be either s Grimdark(tm), high fantasy, or “litRPG” kind of gal, but I am reading A Court of Thorns and R…
03-12-2022 03:38
@LadyLavinias I ran into our company President in the ladies room and I was like “Wait this just happens now???”
03-12-2022 03:35
@ClaireMax I need to compare muscles.
03-12-2022 02:30
@lindsbaefundeen Welcome to the December COVID Club. The cough drops are down the Hall(s).
02-12-2022 23:57
@LizCGil I visited my family for the first time in 4 years and I found myself repeatedly having to preface what I s…
02-12-2022 23:50
RT @LizCGil: Being in The Law is just your humor getting progressively darker and darker until people get genuinely worried about you
02-12-2022 23:50
@AmycusBrief @lindsbaefundeen Coffee is a macro.
02-12-2022 06:43
@lindsbaefundeen You don’t; you pick two.
02-12-2022 06:37
@legalminimum @LizCGil I intentionally got tattoos and a weird haircut as insurance against the temptation to ever go back to a firm.
02-12-2022 01:31
@legalminimum As much as I like to joke about Man Flu, I caught COVID and I am 100% the biggest baby.
02-12-2022 01:30
@Jayo_Shhh It’s @christianjcote’s fault.
01-12-2022 08:11
01-12-2022 06:58
This is what my 2022 sounded like on @Spotify. Get your #SpotifyWrapped now!
30-11-2022 21:11
Love how it includes the ASMR stuff I used in a desperate attempt to fall asleep on a plane.
30-11-2022 10:39
Gaming Twitter: I have a cousin who never got to be part of the GameCube era and really wants one for Christmas — t…
30-11-2022 06:41
@AmycusBrief Christian and I were like: a baby or a home gym? Home gym.
30-11-2022 06:41
@AmycusBrief Rock on 💪
30-11-2022 05:51
30-11-2022 03:50
I get emails.
29-11-2022 13:45
RT @stepheniscowboy: JJR Tolkein: One ring to rule them all, one ring to Beastie Boys: FIND 'EM JRR Tolkein: One ring to bring them all, an…
29-11-2022 13:43
@_Elantris_ Recency bias, but: Bearscape
29-11-2022 13:40
@davidplotz @emilybazelon @jdickerson Let me save you some time: Circus Maximus: The Economic Gamble Behind Hosting…
29-11-2022 07:20
Time to lift things up and put them down.
29-11-2022 03:20
@christianjcote I’m making it my new alarm song.
28-11-2022 10:28
@annehelen My theater laughed at this too!!
28-11-2022 10:27
@clapifyoulikeme I was going to say “Beavis and Butthead” but thought “No. No that one makes sense.”
28-11-2022 10:25
I am probably banned forever from polite society for this, but I need to get it off my chest and it is one of the f…
28-11-2022 09:27
RT @menace2snacks: Rian Johnson has now directed the final screen performances of Carrie Fisher*, Christopher Plummer**, Stephen Sondheim**…
28-11-2022 03:15
I got to see Old Man Hudson one last time.
27-11-2022 22:52
@__jontelle The human faux pas, but while playing MTG.
27-11-2022 07:47
RT @RorschachProdu1: Aaron Swartz would have been 36 today. Aaron committed suicide after being sentenced to 35 years in prison by US auth…
27-11-2022 05:59
@epsech 11.
27-11-2022 05:39
Saw Glass Onion. By way of analogy, it is probably best though of as a novella to Knives Out. The first is better b…
27-11-2022 05:15
@ElaineChase Yes!! Garbage plates!!!
26-11-2022 00:11
I’m in Rochester and I forgot how much more food they serve you here.
25-11-2022 19:28
RT @tiffanycli: Has anyone done a good privacy/security/speech write-up on #HiveSocial yet? Small startup getting a ton of traffic as a non…
25-11-2022 06:17
I’ve never played Tactics Ogre but I got Reborn for the Switch and the look and feel alone is sooo nostalgic.
25-11-2022 06:06
RT @desdelboy: Good evening. Service dogs being trained to sit through a play! There are actors on the stage performing a musical for a th…
25-11-2022 02:42
RT @CanPanicNow: I LOVE turkey trot 5Ks. You'll have some guy in a racing tank in 40 degree weather with new $250 carbon-plated racing shoe…
24-11-2022 16:02
RT @rahaeli: Okay, look, I can't sleep so you all get the cranky rant: I have seen multiple people responding to my criticism of Cohost and…
23-11-2022 12:41
@ClaireMax How I explain pump: you know in Looney Tunes when a character would inflate their body and “puff up” int…
23-11-2022 12:39
I shouldn’t be surprised at how dumb the VC class is, but it is really very staggering.
23-11-2022 11:42
Someone missed dad at D&D.
23-11-2022 08:37
23-11-2022 03:38
RT @AmycusBrief: Hey #lawtwitter!👋Need ethics credits? Having trouble finding ethics CLEs relevant to in-house counsel? Problem solved!Regi…
23-11-2022 00:54
RT @ItsMattsLaw: Remember this when your family asks for legal advice at the thanksgiving dinner table: 1) if they need a litigator, you’r…
23-11-2022 00:01
@CressNC My dog thinks everything I do is an act of love. I dried her off this morning and she was like omg omg omg…
22-11-2022 23:29
@AmycusBrief I did — fancy treats this time.
22-11-2022 23:27
@AngeloAlcid THANK YOU for this.
22-11-2022 12:45
@mrmagee I need this on a shirt.
22-11-2022 03:15
The incredible temptation to do jazz hands every time I have to introduce myself as "the Magic attorney."
22-11-2022 03:13
22-11-2022 03:12
RT @kevinguilfoile: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy in heels.
22-11-2022 02:52
Sometimes I work in the den if I have a lot of reading to do, rather than the office. Maple has learned that her do…
21-11-2022 23:03
@qjurecic It’s a precedential pardon.
21-11-2022 22:49
Too soon.
21-11-2022 22:46
@tiffanycli I can count on one hand the number of guys I know who can actually manage their own car and do. They ar…
21-11-2022 22:45
@tomfromtheweb I just started 2018 God of War and picked Pentiment because I’m an Obsidian obsessive. But to answe…
21-11-2022 22:41
@elizabeth_joh Picked a good week to visit family…THANKS, THANKSGIVING
21-11-2022 10:29
FINE. I’m on Hive now TOO. @pancakepaladin because no one remembers Less Than Jake.
21-11-2022 09:18
@trulyaliem Ugh why must I be a lemming
21-11-2022 09:18
@trulyaliem Another one?? I’m losing track.
21-11-2022 09:01
@tomfromtheweb I’ll reach on LinkedIn. Mastodon is still giving me sass.
21-11-2022 07:12
Did Hannah Arendt write Andor? Spill the beans.
21-11-2022 06:51
@ClaireMax Depends on execution but conceptually it is definitely not per se a no-go, imo.
21-11-2022 06:46
RT @timnitGebru: Because our job is to ring the alarm & journalists' (like the @nytimes tech reporting) to do a post mordem after the promo…
21-11-2022 03:37
20-11-2022 10:40
NYT tells me “ratatat” is a word but this is not:
20-11-2022 10:37
@biglawgothgf I hope everyone is ready for dog pictures and gainz because that’s all my insta has to offer.
19-11-2022 12:12
@zachwolfelaw Boy
19-11-2022 12:03
Must all holiday dresses have sequins?
19-11-2022 08:50
@fuckyouiquit I have a good boss and good clients and fun work with good hours.
19-11-2022 07:40
@lindaholmes Ducks
19-11-2022 07:39
@ASRothstein Discord link where please
19-11-2022 07:35
@greenteasamurai Crap, I was so confused with Harrow that it is the entire reason why I need the refresh for Nona.
19-11-2022 07:27
Do any book nerds have decent online summaries of Gideon and Harrow the Ninth so I don’t have to read then but can…
19-11-2022 05:27
@christianjcote @sushil_js Aye Carimby
19-11-2022 03:57
@GWeeks11 @maggiemchugh “Need to watch my picture shows”
18-11-2022 21:33
@AmycusBrief Will they accept doge
18-11-2022 08:39
@heyitsalexsu @privilegelog @KSVesq @J_Dot_J @ItsMattsLaw @steve_vladeck “I will not commit jointer with you”
18-11-2022 07:57
@heyitsalexsu @LizCGil Remember the Deadjournal kids? SO EDGY.
18-11-2022 07:48
18-11-2022 05:34
RT @Roshan_Rinaldi: Elon Musk spent $44 billion,... in an attempt to prevent you from retweeting this photo:
18-11-2022 05:28
Can the one employee at Twitter just quickly create a feature that allows me to export my follows to .csv?
18-11-2022 05:27
@ElaineChase Niche but true.
18-11-2022 05:18
This is a weird birthday … giiiiift?
18-11-2022 05:15
My insta and mastodon are in my bio. If I know you well enough, you should have my name for LinkedIn.
18-11-2022 05:11
#lawtwitter I told the law students about you.
17-11-2022 23:36
I generally try to post with some humility when it comes to areas of law in which I don’t specialize, and I definit…
17-11-2022 19:07
@qjurecic …this…point?
17-11-2022 09:34
@trulyaliem I was thinking more of how you made cubes but, yes, lots of those too.
17-11-2022 09:34
@trulyaliem Cubes
17-11-2022 07:17
17-11-2022 04:39
When my meeting ends with “Wish you a productive rest of your evening.”
17-11-2022 04:38
@ItsMattsLaw @privilegelog Papyrus.
15-11-2022 07:04
As the youths say: sometimes it be like that.
15-11-2022 05:55
My day. Not great, Bob.
15-11-2022 05:54
Happy leg day I’m tired
15-11-2022 03:57
@trulyaliem Fair.
14-11-2022 23:12
14-11-2022 23:11
It’s the social equivalent of walking into a meeting room and seeing panic in everyone’s eyes because legal was invited.
14-11-2022 23:07
My job rules but one downside is that I am actually part of the game community in my normal life, and I’m pretty su…
14-11-2022 23:07
RT @ArmandDoma: funniest thing about crypto implosion is that it’s so spectacular, in part, because they believed so fervently in crypto th…
14-11-2022 23:05
@trulyaliem Skip leg day???
14-11-2022 13:57
As if women’s sizing wasn’t already vexing. No longer do we get arbitrary numbers or letters. No, we have to discer…
14-11-2022 13:16
@djwiththejd How do I get this for my husband?
14-11-2022 11:51
RT @tiffanycli: Good dog.
14-11-2022 06:53
@politicalmath As for why: who knows? Given how collectible they are, and why people flock to certain collectibles,…
14-11-2022 06:52
@politicalmath I was never a big fan growing up but some of my friends were SUPER into them primarily because of (i…
14-11-2022 06:51
@legalminimum Hey, some of them live in Rochester or Syracuse.
14-11-2022 00:38
@ThatEricAlper Dead Like Me, Glow
12-11-2022 21:59
Mazel tov
12-11-2022 04:01
12-11-2022 03:58
@lawtinaxiii Congrats and great job.
12-11-2022 03:38
There are few food challenges I think I could compete in but I could 100% do this.
12-11-2022 02:53
@mattstashe Oh gosh, that takes me back. I also remember spending an inordinate amount of time making LJ icons with…
12-11-2022 01:49
RT @heyitsalexsu: @LizCGil Sound on
11-11-2022 10:56
RT @o_jeffay: Associate: Noting that tomorrow is a holiday, I can make myself available as needed. Paralegal: Tomorrow is a holiday, so I…
11-11-2022 10:54
RT @Jim_Brunner: NEW: Rep. Kim Schrier wins reelection, defeating Republican challenger Matt Larkin #waelex via @se…
11-11-2022 07:25
Getting so much love tonight.
11-11-2022 07:25
RT @ProfMMurray: Words fail.
11-11-2022 01:07
RT @legalminimum: Thread. This stops being funny once it requires regular employees to decide between putting themselves up for personal li…
11-11-2022 01:05
Shareholder derivative suit in 3…2…
11-11-2022 00:21
RT @Riana_Crypto: That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
10-11-2022 23:00
10-11-2022 22:10
I had to replace my iPhone. Got the 14. It’s smaller and I love that.
10-11-2022 09:48
RT @OsseChi: Me with my fake ID in high school trying to convince the bouncer to let me in
10-11-2022 03:53
Omg the law students and new lawyers are reaching out to ask questions and it makes me so happy.
10-11-2022 01:49
RT @CharlotteAlter: Chuck Grassley, 89, who was born before the invention of the chocolate chip cookie, will serve another six (6) years in…
09-11-2022 10:42
“Here comes @JohnFetterman in his normie clothes” — the news
09-11-2022 09:50
RT @somebadideas: Hell yeah Fetterman wins Dems need to run more candidates that look like an Elden Ring character with all customization s…
09-11-2022 09:45
I tried rock climbing for the first time today and it’s definitely fun. What a way to trust a stranger. All politic…
09-11-2022 06:43
@mattstashe @Skandinavisk @MaliciousWomen
08-11-2022 09:48
Not an employment law SME but this sets my alarm bells off. One hour?
07-11-2022 23:27
@420AttyChicago Sounds like wooooork though
07-11-2022 12:17
@trulyaliem I love NV but I had to mod it a lot to make playable on a newer PC.
07-11-2022 08:16
@LeadChangeTrish @zachwolfelaw *cries in Greek yogurt*
07-11-2022 06:20
@LeadChangeTrish @zachwolfelaw Feeling personally attacked here.
07-11-2022 00:13
RT @zatapatique: just occurred to me that the magnificence of the timeline this week is because this is a show about the most expensive mid…
07-11-2022 00:11
@GavinVerhey @christianjcote you’ve been summoned.
06-11-2022 04:55
@jack @SophiaCannon Blah blah blah.
06-11-2022 04:34
@legalminimum Hey can I help ruin LinkedIn? Mastodon confuses me; I think I’m on a server for Scots and I have no idea what’s going on.
06-11-2022 04:33
@legalminimum I can take some solace in the fact that I’m OG “this guy seems kind of dumb and nefarious actually”
05-11-2022 08:09
RT @zenlawyerjourn1: Business guy: if a guy’s mustache looks dumb, am i allowed to say something? Me: it’s not illegal but maybe don’t say…
05-11-2022 08:07
Wizards is hiring #WOTCstaff.
05-11-2022 05:57
I’m actually not super interested on using this app anymore, but every time I think about deleting, I remember a lo…
05-11-2022 05:41
RT @NikkiMcR: just so were all clear, Musk is firing half of Twitter's staff, including huge swaths of their content moderation capability,…
05-11-2022 04:26
@legalminimum *cries in NYS license*
04-11-2022 04:38
I mean honestly this is the worst way to use this info. A+ whichever vendors Dems are using 10/10 no notes 🙄
03-11-2022 07:51
100% my info and my mom’s info for our boosters have been sold to political mailing lists. I signed her up for her…
03-11-2022 07:50
RT @adweak: BREAKING: The "Let's Circle Back After The Holidays" Season Has Officially Begun
01-11-2022 10:11
01-11-2022 06:37
I get to pick up this bleppy girl today.
31-10-2022 23:16
All of the cosplayers deserve immense accolades. This was my first Magic event (COVID hire, yay) and everyone’s att…
31-10-2022 23:11
RT @Vomit_Dragon: LMFAO
31-10-2022 20:16
31-10-2022 04:47
30-10-2022 20:00
I have donated to a bunch of candidates but at this point if you’re emailing me, I’m sending my donation to @YellowFund.
30-10-2022 19:58
30-10-2022 08:34
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30-10-2022 08:32
Liam Hemsworth is a good-looking dude who could 100% play Geralt but I still have questions.
30-10-2022 08:23
28-10-2022 21:27
28-10-2022 21:24
RT @Whey_standard: Oh wow, Musk fired Vijaya. I don’t really care about a lot of things on here but I probably will lower my footprint here…
28-10-2022 05:01