Matt Foreman (@ForemanTaxLaw) — Tax lawyer and sports fan. Tweets are not legal advice. Views are mine, not my employer's. He/him.
@Omri_Marian Isn’t that what research assistants are for? I used to take the prof’s note and find the cite… which… https://t.co/bnOTIewyX8
@loganallec @JStaatsCPA This is why I’m not worried about AI
If anyone is looking for a experienced tax professional, this local establishment seems qualified. #taxtwitter https://t.co/Khj2RjghlO
A demonstration seeking to “Free Iran” in front of the @nytimes HQ. A curious location, alas. https://t.co/laYsR8fg5n
@loganallec @JStaatsCPA Also, is it legal to be named Logan and not have facial hair? Asking for a friend.
@loganallec @JStaatsCPA I don’t think AI could find shifting tax consequences or transitory allocations until they’… https://t.co/Dpxcg0q6OC
@amyleerosen Hear me out: go get some guacamole. https://t.co/btPnrKcpUR
@SmithMatthewC Imagine if they had bayonets too.
Whenever @EmDeeEm sees me tweeting about crypto. https://t.co/IEH4kkZckK
@tiffanyclay @BadLegalTakes Yes and they split criminal and commercial into two divisions as well. Unfortunately t… https://t.co/pGhJg5zLfs
@SmithMatthewC At least they all have guns now
@PKubeyEA @EmDeeEm Yeah I agree with Phyllis. It’s at least worth researching more.
#MattClub out here solving all the problems. https://t.co/5xYFWBQMih
@mountainwesttax Small accounting firms (30 or fewer) with legitimate subject matter expertise are very difficult t… https://t.co/GWVDPP8OCV
@BadLegalTakes New York Supreme Court is a trial level court (Supreme refers to jurisdiction). The Court of Appeal… https://t.co/7lIz9bej6M
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I just scheduled a bunch of memes over the next week or so. This describes my thoughts on them. I hope you enjoy… https://t.co/bfvtuglp7P
@IraGilligan Eight hours? You start too early IMO
Same building, different angles. https://t.co/0iDusMpQ9S
The clouds are so low that the @EmpireStateBldg is obfuscated at around 600 feet https://t.co/mwDf68Opp5
@EmDeeEm @cordes_tax 🖕 cookie time. Go spoil your dinner
What’s going to happen? A decade of appeals and it’s not like the people who did business with them before will change that. Yawn.
@LorilynWilson As Matts are wont to do.
@goodtaxtakes There should be a tax for adults who wear sneakers with dress clothes too.
@goodtaxtakes Is that just the Jordan sub-brand of Nike?
@LorilynWilson Maybe your eyes are still bloodshot after #MattCon2022 this weekend
@EmDeeEm @JStaatsCPA @DailyTaxMemes Jason seems like the kind of guy who’d pay a premium too.
@KJSAcct The latter
@idkshane See you shouldn’t have left your old job
@AccountingAsArt The audit manager?
@Omri_Marian Also democracy and anti-slavery
@goodtaxtakes @LIFOMichael “In the greatest city in the world” wasn’t about Scottsdale. South Park had some thoughts on Scottsdale.
This meme is WAY too wordy, but I think it still works. https://t.co/mLPxUy9sGM
@goodtaxtakes @LIFOMichael Are we really comparing art museums? Is that really the argument?
@LIFOMichael @goodtaxtakes We have the most firefighters.
@EmDeeEm @cordes_tax 🖕 eat a cookie
@goodtaxtakes I go to museums in New York all the time. I go to parks and historical monuments too.
@EmDeeEm @cordes_tax Also challenge accepted. 🖕enjoy buying new pants
He can’t commit tax fraud if there aren’t any taxes to pay. 🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/YCgi5UNGX7
@EmDeeEm @cordes_tax This unchecked aggression will not stand, man.
@EmDeeEm @cordes_tax 🖕
@goodtaxtakes Must be why they have all the great museums there.
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@LindseyStarrett @LorilynWilson I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
@wifemomcpa100 Then stop pretending you are giving him a choice. 😉
@LindseyStarrett @LorilynWilson I say try it and see what happens.
@cards_fan_66 Clients get to do that shit once.
@LindseyStarrett @LorilynWilson I did that years ago when I was at Legal Aid. I just got the other attorney into m… https://t.co/8yiUYsMMZW
@LizDoogCPA Writhing in pain
@TomGatorCPA @BruceDSteiner @idkshane @JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @MagisterTax @seattle_tax I believe the former and am no… https://t.co/EdUiEQfJz9
@BruceDSteiner @TomGatorCPA @idkshane @JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @MagisterTax @seattle_tax With current bonus depreciatio… https://t.co/SF4BAlrBXa
@nickmeals 23/33 195 0 1
@nickmeals Also, you do realize that the finalists are just the top four vote recipients, right? There isn't an ac… https://t.co/w5jpksY2gR
@nickmeals He can come. There are a lot of really nice hotels and lots of fun things to do. They just reopened th… https://t.co/gAy9X6HqgT
@nickmeals I still think Peyton got hosed.
@LorilynWilson I know, right?
Doug seems to be in favor of increased government funding of the SEC, CFTC, and FBI. I'd be fine with that. https://t.co/S97bTdGSa3
@TomGatorCPA @idkshane @JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @MagisterTax @seattle_tax OH or the outsourced CFO too. People ask me… https://t.co/fBtko98KKS
@TomGatorCPA @idkshane @JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @MagisterTax @seattle_tax Just wait until the tax lawyer tells the acco… https://t.co/TGis8nja5I
@LorilynWilson @MagisterTax @idkshane @JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @seattle_tax I bet most people don’t realize what’s happ… https://t.co/mW6l3TfL5I
@wifemomcpa100 He sounds like a gentleman and a scholar.
@wifemomcpa100 Doing something or metaphorically getting kicked in the nuts isn’t really a choice.
@JStaatsCPA @MagisterTax @idkshane @kjb_cpa @seattle_tax No.
@MagisterTax @idkshane @JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @seattle_tax I mostly deal with their accountants, who generally accuse… https://t.co/vCEAwM91tO
@MagisterTax @idkshane @JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @seattle_tax Basically every OA I written requires pro rata distributio… https://t.co/P4H3XaT7Fq
@idkshane @JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @MagisterTax @seattle_tax I remain unconvinced most clients have ever read their operating agreement.
@JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @MagisterTax @seattle_tax I’ve seen a lot of CPA-drafted operating agreements over the years a… https://t.co/ydOuEii5Bg
@JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @MagisterTax @seattle_tax I should note that it doesn’t name a partnership representative. Sigh.
@Tyler_Menzer @TheBig4Tweets Or really an advisor. They capitulate to get more work instead of doing their job.
@Tyler_Menzer @TheBig4Tweets If you’re really good you don’t have to have a hook. If you’re crappy you have to oper… https://t.co/nW5GgZ5nKI
@Tyler_Menzer You should talk to people who were junior auditors. They don’t know anything, just ask @TheBig4Tweets.
@JStaatsCPA @kjb_cpa @MagisterTax @seattle_tax https://t.co/A6GoLaqxR1
@Tyler_Menzer Don’t look for why you don’t want to find, Tyler.
@katallentax 280E 🤝 crypto We are special
@TaxHacker I'll fight you
@taxtweet It’s a New Yorker. What else do you expect?
Wait until he finds out about the regulations that implemented 336(e). https://t.co/VxxXcFIEng
People should be kicked in the shin every time they use "whilst".
@ComedianChicago The future where the machines hunt humans
Michael Irvin going nuts about the Cowboys being up 21-19 after three quarters, then scoring 30+ points because the… https://t.co/gmhLQwLGWZ
@IraGilligan @ajthecpa1226 Hot house? Heirloom? Cherry?
These are the days when you wish your bed was already made It's just another manic Monday (Ooh-oh) I wish it were… https://t.co/D0uftfSrWV
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The Cowboys’ thoughts on the Colts https://t.co/6cjCgekR3t
The Indianapolis Colts https://t.co/RZhdBLLL4N
The Skynet-controlled future in Terminator 2 takes place in 2029. 🙃
I do not understand the Hall of Fame voters. Thank you for your time and attention.
@AccountingAsArt @kjb_cpa @LorilynWilson @fintaxdude You don’t recommend cost seg to all of your clients! Boo hiss!
@AccountingAsArt @kjb_cpa @LorilynWilson @fintaxdude No you don’t. That’s your favorite thing in the world.
@AccountingAsArt @fintaxdude Actually, @LorilynWilson is the expert on this
@andreacpa0 If you come here you should try.
(I did not make this. It’s part of an exhibition at the Museum of the City of New York.)
Madison Square Park, the Flatiron Building, and the Appellate Division First Department in Gingerbread form. https://t.co/J3xztvxiHv
Presented without comment. https://t.co/JG5OvDd8aA
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@TwightFinancial He’s bright but he’s a toddler so he isn’t literate.
@adammarkowitzEA Also, they lost to a school whose claim to fame is that Brett Favre stole money from welfare to pay for stuff
@adammarkowitzEA ::whispers:: Penn State would make it over Ohio State.
@adammarkowitzEA They should just let the tv networks pick teams.
@adammarkowitzEA Every team they beat ended up like 7-5 or 6-6. I’m too lazy to check this so let me know if I’m wrong.
@adammarkowitzEA I got this gem: https://t.co/LRgi74p5wp
@adammarkowitzEA Penn State and New Mexico State
@Jpittscpa3 When TCU beats a good team I’ll consider it, but nah.
@kjb_cpa He’s a sweet young man.
@kjb_cpa He caused the accident, Kyle. He did hug them afterward.
@PasoFlyrod K State was the favorite lol
“Trains crash! Uh Oh!” - Nephew https://t.co/L5B6e4AlFI
Georgia, Michigan, Alabama, Ohio State. https://t.co/cNkMbQG1bu
Georgia is really good. #analysis
The Brooklyn Bridge and City Hall. https://t.co/LlrCDuA7Vd
@AJMCPA91 @nickmeals I’m not convinced Ohio State couldn’t get hot and win it all either. Georgia Ohio State and M… https://t.co/cCfFLIdJKe
@nickmeals So Ohio State and Alabama?
@lstranathan Oh absolutely the third
@LorilynWilson @sweatystartup And the people who make campaign donations to people who make the laws own real estate.
@EmDeeEm I’m not on his good list
@itownhard If you look around the room and you think everyone is the idiot, you’re the idiot for hanging out with them. That’s Nick.
@joe_vincent22 @LorilynWilson The purpose of depreciation and amortization is to match the deduction with the econo… https://t.co/NCHMbL87OP
@Omri_Marian @SmithMatthewC That’s literally a product of the equal funding requirements of Title IX. The side eff… https://t.co/HgbnOS8I6T
@SmithMatthewC I’d like more attention to be focused on how Qatar is a violent, theocratic dictatorship that used s… https://t.co/XSKgPQ7Fho
@ajthecpa1226 Attn @LorilynWilson
@SmithMatthewC The word soccer first appeared in England and is derived from “association football”. So blame the… https://t.co/0gYlsviu45
Nick is the absolute worst and I’ll bet $20 I could lower his taxes because I bet his advisors aren’t that good. https://t.co/EH304q8RBr
@Love2Travel @LorilynWilson They’ll just have to wait seven years to get their investment back.
@KalapuyanMama @AtlantaTax That’s a problem.
@IraGilligan You rn https://t.co/QtRenVO7fN
@adammarkowitzEA @superfreak60 Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Georgia, Michigan, TCU, Ohio State
@adammarkowitzEA @superfreak60 I want to let you know that the pac-12 still doesn’t deserve to have a team in the college football playoff.
@nickmeals Best hit ever was Quinten Coryatt.
@EmDeeEm @JStaatsCPA @LorilynWilson I bet @LorilynWilson bought it. She has all that influencer money. https://t.co/PjyRSk5Su0
@JStaatsCPA @LorilynWilson @EmDeeEm You should check the code. 🤔🤔🤔
@kjb_cpa @idkshane #TeamSayFuck
@KalapuyanMama @AtlantaTax Is the only address in NY?
@AtlantaTax @adammarkowitzEA @EmDeeEm @jessicametras Yeah Manhattan is the land of little hills, so really it’s a small town.
@Omri_Marian Every day is a treasure. Good point.
@LorilynWilson @EmDeeEm I think you need an NFT first
@LorilynWilson @EmDeeEm In college I used to make parodies to songs and put them in my AIM away messages. I’ll see what I can do.
@Omri_Marian Isn’t that every day ever?
@EmDeeEm That may still be true, which is fucked up.
@LorilynWilson Bonus depreciation. I remain unconvinced that it changes behavior enough to offset the cost.
@LorilynWilson @EmDeeEm You should do a series of TikTok videos parodying shake it off titled write it off
@EmDeeEm @jessicametras @adammarkowitzEA My condolences.
@LorilynWilson @EmDeeEm So you’re more of a business, woman than a businesswoman?
@LorilynWilson Make sure to deduct it all then I guess
@AtlantaTax @KalapuyanMama If you formed in NY then you have to file, but watch out for NY’s sourcing rules as they… https://t.co/cnTvFgj77X
@LorilynWilson This is getting weird
@IraGilligan You said “hit” and I do not remember it therefore it was not a hit
@IraGilligan This is how we do it?
This is like Thank You For Smoking, but if Nick’s son were the miscreant, not Nick. https://t.co/byPZl8XS4f
@TaxHacker @LorilynWilson I’d go Old Forester, but you and @cordes_tax make good points.
@LorilynWilson I have everything that’s needed for the official drink of MattCon2022: Rye Old Fashions
@davidleary No sorry that was @idkshane
@DaveWeil I think a lot of them think their generation knows best.
@DaveWeil That’s the demo that votes, so no.
@mountainwesttax @Blythe_MG Yet you left that job? Jeez.
Silence is complicity.
@fintaxdude Its not it. Possessive goes before the gerund.
@katyesterday @Blythe_MG Ehhh new hires might just not notice it
@decarrera I want him to live his best life immediately.
@Tyler_Menzer @EmDeeEm I’ll have [redacted] from UVA review it because he’ll believe anything.
@Blythe_MG I think the Uber to work has to be. No way they’re paying for that.
I used his dad’s contact information. “Yes, I have to send a check for $500,000. Where should I mail it?” “Can y… https://t.co/RomUr9Q97b
I’m doing contingent beneficiary designations for my life insurance and they’re asking for my nephew’s phone number. He’s a toddler.
@tnix113 I know you’re trying to troll, but 0-3-1 against Michigan. I’m still waiting for the first Ohio State QB to be a good NFL QB.
@LizDoogCPA They take a lot of time to do and I’m lazy. I like the tax research but ehhhhh
@idkshane Do you know how to sew? Hand sew and machine?
@idkshane You’re a taste maker and a thirst trap? What can’t you do?
I don’t get how countries are going to agree on Pillar I and Pillar II. We use different sized paper.
@idkshane Your ratings are bullshit, Shane.
I hit you like bang, we tried to forget it, but we just couldn't And I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I pu… https://t.co/eqaQ8euvUb
This is why you should never hire management consultants. You’re paying for this bullshit. https://t.co/J8gbL9iIlm
RT @taxgirl: Seeing SO MANY bad takes on the $600 reporting threshold. Here's a quick explainer. On the taxpayer side, your reporting requi…
@idkshane Where did the Minions movie rate?
@cfoandrew @adonnelly50 The correct response is “comedic genius knows no bounds”.
Imagine having a job that’s sufficiently vital to the national interest that the President cares about contract neg… https://t.co/QoqisDr4eF
@SmithMatthewC Eh. We need to expand the base not create another exception/credit/whatever
@fintaxdude “No, property taxes cannot possibly go up!”
@fintaxdude Maybe you should spend some money on a viable alternative.
@adammarkowitzEA No I meant the other way. Sorry, pre-caffeine. I think btc and wbtc are different assets. It re… https://t.co/ohcuYLfzqn
@CathyWilliamsCA @EmDeeEm I know I’m going to offend you, but that’s not a positive.
@fintaxdude Actually it’s more the local franchisees.
@adammarkowitzEA I don’t think wrapped crypto is a wash. I’ve had this argument and I’m not doing it again.
@EmDeeEm All that and all the maple syrup you can drink? https://t.co/f27w8itejO
@EmDeeEm T2 was good but I’ve always preferred the first Terminator (which I believe you are calling 1T).
@fintaxdude That’s companies gouging you. It’s basically back where it was before in NY.
@EmDeeEm For you that could be Canada
@EmDeeEm @Tyler_Menzer And don’t fill pages with diagrams or large margins. Don’t be me when I was a 3L.
@EmDeeEm Oh shit
@JamesDoesTaxes Yes yes yes.
@David_M_Kerr @Omri_Marian I agree (I’ve had this conversation with clients), but imagine that audit with an unrepr… https://t.co/MtgNzqDgt0
@EmDeeEm @Omri_Marian Old and cold?
@Tyler_Menzer It’s over Tyler. Let it die.
@Omri_Marian Wouldn’t you wash your hands after baking bread? 🤔
$11-12B by applying wash sale rules to crypto? 🤯🤯🤯 https://t.co/6kGhHIda3t